I am a college professor. I eat shit. Actual turds of human feces

how old were you when you realized this was your thing?

do you eat your own or other peoples?

It's very bitter

Ah another Berkly Prof.
>Welcome

I was 16, fingering my ass, licked my fingers as I came. . .

I eat both my own and other ppls

What are your political views?

Why? What do you get from eating shit?

Libertarian on most things

It is a sexual fetish, humiliation and objectification

does anyone in your private life know? is it something you are ashamed of or accept as normal for you? regarding shit that isn't your own, is it other people you know or will you eat shit from complete strangers?

Do you work at UCSD?

timestamp or gtfo

no fucking way

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Adjunct?

Only my wife knows. No one else in my private life knows.

Complete strangers, not ppl I know

No I don't

What does coprophillia mean?

hahahaha

Love of feces

No, full

aren't you concerned about getting sick? what precautions do you take to ensure that you don't?

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Yes it is a concern. I don't do anything specifically to protect, if you eat feces, it will have active bacteria and potentially viruses.

BTW, not doing this during pandemic

Will you post more pictures of yourself eating shit?

Yes I would

PrEP

what are the various ways you're able to acquire the shit of strangers? do you ask for it online or do you go to public restrooms, etc?

Ok here

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I find ppl online or I get floating turds left in public toilets, called farming

How did you first tell your wife about this interest? Did it take a while for her to accept it? How did that all go down, exactly?

Yup this is the content i was expecting from Yas Forums

Thank you and fuck you op

do you pay for it then? is the exchange face to face? isn't that awkward?

So sexy...

It took awhile, but she thought it was disgusting and doesn't do anything with me using scat.

What does your wife think about it?
Have you ever ate her shit?
Do you enjoy eating her ass?
Ever drank diarrhea?
Ever used shit as a masturbation or sex lube?
Best sexual experience with shit so far?
What was your wife like when you told her?
Has your wife tried shit too and if so, what did she say/how did she react?

Thanks.

how are you coping, aren't you afraid you gonna relapse?

seconded, I'd like to know this as well.

how do you not get sick from eating turds.

No I don't pay for it. I find ppl with the same fetish, they are feeders.

Are you gay?

Have you ever tried to get your students to eat shit with you?

oh good, was worried there for a sec

So one day you were just like "I eat poop" and she was like "no you don't" and you were like "yes I do!" ?

Another question: since you said in another response that you steal poop from public bathrooms, do you ever steal your wife's poop? If so, did she find out?

What's it like working at Yale?

>feeders
lol that this is a thing. learn something new everyday.

Have you eaten Tom Bradys shit?

She doesn't like it.
Haven't eaten her shit.
Love eating her ass, but she doesn't like it.
No haven't eaten diarrhea
Yes have used shit as lube
Best experience was a college kid (not my school) came over and sat on my face and into my mouth while jerking his cock, came on my belly, stood up, pissed on me then simply walked out without saying a word

when you find a random turd in public, do you consume it on the spot or take it with you for later?

Geeze, who HASN'T???

I just don't

Im bi

No

kek

Don't teach at yale

No

I eat it there and jerk off on the toilet

Why?

Where would one find female poop-eaters? I kinda want to take a fat dump on a woman's chest. I'm serious, too.

Thanks

Finding a female into scat is harder than finding a "unicorn", a single woman wanting to fuck a couple. . . I can only find other guys

EWWWWWWWWWW, you touched his dick. GAY!!!

Recycling

I’ve done it before. She offered. Milf. Stop being a fag and she will offer. Bitch.

do you carry mouth wash with you or anything? what do you do make sure you don't get caught, or is what you're doing so unlikely to be suspected that you just go about your business like nothing out of the ordinary is going on. Is there some element of a thrill to it, like you're getting away with something you shouldn't be doing or is it just a strong compulsion that you think is natural and not necessarily subversive?

. . . And I may have eating your shit that you left in a public toilet. . . Even gayer

your first time? how did you get into scat?

>farming

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That's alright friend, I was done with it anyway.

I don't carry mouth wash so there is a chance I could get caught. That is part of the thrill.

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy sixxs asshole

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Thanks, I'll be taking that

Do you ever see a person in public and think "Man, I'd eat the corn out of their shit..."?

Here come day boi! Oh shit, waddup?

16 fingering ass licked finger while cumming

Thats fucked

Yes

No

what's the biggest turd you've eaten? ever come across one so large that you only ate a part of it? does it serve as a substitute for regular food ever?

Yes I am fucked up

How often do you eat poop?

You are very welcome, sir. I would love to see more of you enjoying yourself.

Do ever eat it right out of the ass, like hooking your mouth up to their asshole through USB?
Do you ever set up a shit pickup? Have someone text you and say "I'm shitting at Walmart. I left it on the toilet seat in the 2nd stall"? And then you go get it?
Ever eat shit in church?

Do you like the taste or you just get horny?

Yes I've found really big ones. . .I don't always eat it as all. No, I still eat regular meals.

Just couple times a month

is there much variety in taste and texture?

Kik?

Do you intentionally pace yourself so you don't get sick? Or to make sure it doesn't spiral out of control?

Or is that just how often you get the urge?

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how stinky does your bad breath smell like?

Yes I eat out of ass sometimes
Have not done a scheduled poop drop bit would do it.

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I only enjoy taste when I'm really horny, otherwise it's too bitter and foul

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It's just how often I get the urge

Ah nice to see the reload process for your liberal marxist indoctrinating curriculum