This virus is fake. Heres how I know

My brother in laws father has it. Currently in icu. It hit him last week. He went to work, came home early cause he felt nauseous started throwing and had a high fever. Thought it was stomach virus. Late that night started getting body aches. Called ambulance. Got tested sent him home, fast forward to yesterday got call from hospital it’s positive and was admitted. He’s in a medically induced coma at the moment. He’s in his 60s and diabetic. He’s an amazing person who always put his family first. No one is allowed to see him. If he does pass he’s going to die alone, fucking heart breaking.

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Just go outside and lick some public toilet or something. Then come back and tell us if the virus is fake or no.

I think that even if he did an AMA we wouldnt believe him.

>Literally dying
>Posts on Yas Forums in detail on how I'm dying while my internal organs are failing

You can't possibly be this fucking stupid

>implying everyone dies
>implying if you were gonna die from a mysteruous virus you wouldn't post about it on Yas Forums

Catch 22. The virus is fake because nobody has made a Yas Forums thread about their dealing with it, but if they did make a thread then:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Yas Forums doesn't have fucking normie poster. It's literally just porn or fb/ig threads EVERY FUCKING DAY. which makes no fucking sense because there's boards dedicated to exactly that. But instead retards, like yourself, shitpost there instead. Just look at the fucking pic you used for this thread. Jesus

I know a co-worked who's uncle has it.
Was sceptic as well, but they do exists.
Even in my country a few thousands have it.
Still its only 0.006% of everybody.

The chance of knowing one of those is probably the same as personally knowing an actor.

Grocery store worker here. You're wrong, you're an idiot, you have no idea what you're talking about and I bet you're on Yas Forums way too fucking much. I'd tell you to go outside or something, but you might get sick. Of course then, you could come back here and start a thread about it, so it might be a win.