Describe vidya like a dumbass. Others guess

>Muscles everywhere

>wage week long wars to settle stupid arguments

Close enough, Metal Gear Solid

"Hey you, you're finally awake."

Randy
He likes peanut butter crackers

Stealth Archer V: Arrow In The Knee

Too easy...
May as well say "I took an arrow to the knee"

You were trying to cross the border, right?

Frogger

Crash bandicoot