Describe vidya like a dumbass. Others guess

>Describe vidya like a dumbass. Others guess.

Marsupial.
Boxes.
Evil genius bad guy.

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jump sideways and land in a heap

Players control Gordon Freeman, a theoretical physicist, after the Black Mesa Research Facility accidentally causes a dimensional rift which triggers an alien invasion.

Holiday.
Boat Home.
hello x20.
See wife and Daughter.
Wife dead, child gone.
what?
bonk.
Title Card.

Oddworld

Super Mario Brothers

Max Payne.

Hero style FPS with emphasis on "realism" yet it has anime-like lore.

Vore and a crying baby

be 10yo
powers
camp
pussy
everybody looks drunk

boomer bandicoot

Crash Bandicoot

Gradius Gaiden

If Deadpool was a reptile, sucked into TV by a evil robot, mascot for dead 90s console

Gex

My man!
First game I bought, thought Gex looked cool

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>Run away from scissor-wielding maniac
>It's a little kid

Skins
Russian Idiots
Hacking

Patient Zero of a newly discovered virus gets everyone on an island killed, except for his dad's best friend who gets dismembered by a ninja named Frank.

Dumb fuck it's obviously space invaders

Silent Hills

Click and level up. Click your way through quests while clicking through quest dialogue to be rewarded with items and do to level up (require less clicks) or win click to equipt items to aid in your xp/hr clicking.

Yoshi's Island, but you were close

Every rpg ever

You play guitar in this game.

Metal Gear Solid 2

Mario 2 aka doki doki panic

Sly Bandicoot.

Clock Tower

Metal gear

>Muscles everywhere

>wage week long wars to settle stupid arguments

Close enough, Metal Gear Solid

"Hey you, you're finally awake."

Randy
He likes peanut butter crackers

Stealth Archer V: Arrow In The Knee

Too easy...
May as well say "I took an arrow to the knee"

You were trying to cross the border, right?

Frogger

Crash bandicoot

woodland creatures terrorise an old lady, steal her shit and eventually kill her

>try to save hot gf from bad guy
>bad guy was actually your idol
>your idol was actually her dad

> Be Princess Zelda
> Have Legend Told About You

Banjo Kazooie

its that one where you explore whacky zany worlds and collect a whole bunch of stuff. when you collect enough stuff you can go to new worlds and collect more stuff. the game ends with you beating bad guy.

Man escapes a prison with monsters in it

Every Rare game ever created

Super mario galaxy

guh huh

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Garfield Kart

The Suffering?

Is a cyborg. Hates cyborgs.
Didn't ask for this.
Built-in sunglasses.

>Stuck in apartment forever
>There's a hole in bathroom
>"What the hell?"

>nun with amnesia fights angels and eventually kills god

be king
be iconic
harass citizens with product placement
sneak 100

>game of the year every year baby

Tf2, overwatch, valorant, or paladins?

What was that?

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Counter Strike, Dota 2, or WoW?

Some old guys that live in a mountain monastery teach you how to save the world by yelling at everything

Team Fortress

Monty Python's Complete Waste Of Time

Nope

Japanese wanking