Bar is open, come in and have a drink user

don’t think you alone in this fucked up world

Shut up and sit down and have a drink

>is there something wrong with me
there's something wrong with everyone. so i'll quote Reese Witherspoon and say "probably.."
But you should look after yourself with the same intensity that you want to look after someone else. Helping people is difficult because you don't know what's going on in their heads. But you know what's in your head. You can help and love yourself in the ways that you need. You should.

Fuck, i need a drink. Ok.
I recetnly became literally INCEL. Not that iam ugly or cannot score with chicks. But I got some autoimune disease that creates scars on my fucking foreskin. So in order to ever fuck again, I first need succesful expensive imunological treatment and then having my foreskin cut, and then start dating again a hope it helped.

Also, i had to shut down my bussiness (thanks corona), have no income, and government dont give a fuck about us.. probably homeless in few months if this shit does not stop.

That means, triple whiskey sir. Thanks.

It'll be 3 years with my girlfriend in 3 days. I love her dearly, but I just feel like I haven't fooled around enough in my life. I'm 22, and she's only the second girl I've been with. I don't want to lose her, she's a great person, friend and lover, but I also want to go out and put my dick in other holes. She wants to get married, but this has me on the fence (fear of putting myself in a tight spot in the future). What's your perspective, bartender?

I’ll drink to that cheers

Look man, those women aren't worth it. Take advice from a cheater, your girlfriend is the best pussy you could ever ask for.

Maaaaannn, fuck that noise. I could have fucked this Puerto Rican thick bootied woman a while ago. But I was nervous. I was nervous because I couldn't communicate with her. She didn't speak english. I already don't have "game". I can't talk a woman into fucking me but add a language barrier into that? It was a stressful situation for me. But i'm not the only one in the "relationship". If she wants to fuck she could have tried too. I did what felt right to me. I'm not going to pretend to be smooth. I will only stay true to myself and reap the consequences. If I don't then I'll always wonder what if. This way I can just be like "shit just didn't add up".

You need to listen to some Leykis 101. Will save you some pain.

I was exactly where you were, then I said "Fuck it I'll just cheat and see how it goes." Somehow, I'm still with the love of my life, but I wish every day I could go back to before I did it. The new/fresh pussy wasn't worth it