Not owning a microtech in 2020

have gun not knife

I live in America and I have to larp that I've been the victim of crime? Ok, user.

Canada but pretty good. Unlike the US who is infected by the chink disease while we go about life almost like nothing happened

Are you the salesman for your region?

I bet it matches your micropenis

It's ugly.

I'm poor

It's quite difficult for neeky faggots to understand, admittedly

You're probably larping about living in the US, you're definitely larping about defending yourself with a knife.

Here in the UK there is virtually no crime and food is freely available so I don't need one for self defence or survival.