Not owning a microtech in 2020

Full tang or nothing with knives amateur

Brain go poo poo

Flimsy bullshit knifelet

why would i carry some gimmick shit over a fixed blade under my shirt

Live in the UK, looking at life in jail for having that

Because I have a Winchester and I dont need a large pocket knife

Benchmade owns the market for quality commercial knives for a reason.

Buy a $90 knife and it lasts 10 years or buy a $15 knife every year.

Also my Winchester looks way fucking sturdier than that piece of shit

Thats not a knoif
Now, this is a knoif

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I have my good old swiss army knife also for anything else (fighting) I use my fists .
Ur OP just a faggot that buys overpriced edgy garbage .
For real though would you really pull out this knife like an edge lord in a situation that needs a knife ?
Explain why this knife is better then a normal Swiss army knife ?

im not twelve anymore to name one..

What are you talking about faggot?

Illegal to carry in public.

>Benchmade
>Quality
Pick one

>Say there, criminal. If you're going to rob me make sure you respect the rules. Marquess of Queensberry.
Life isn't anime or game of thrones. It's nice that you think you have a sense of honor, but people trying to rob you don't.

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They are over priced. And the torqueheads fall out.

Brings a knife to a gunfight.

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I’m no pussy and so I don’t carry a knife

Microdick

mom said i cant have a knife

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I would have bought one long ago, if they weren't banned in Germany. I would love to own a Combat Troodon. Fuck German weapon laws.

es ist nicht illegal solange es niemand weiß

they aren't good

i got one of these

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>I'm an idiot who never leaves his tech nest, and thinks criminals follow some imaginary set of rules.

I don't think they follow any rules, I just don't need a knife if they pull one on me

Reported for advertising nigger

Bc that knife costs $250

I carry a gun, like a white man.

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dis is SOOOOO GAAAAAAY!

Sure thing, buddy.

>doesn't even have a rudimentary guard to stop your hand slipping onto the blade

Kek. No thanks.

overpriced larp gear for larp retards. I'm sure it looks great right next to your mercworx knife.

No guard. This knife is for morans

Only literal retards (usually also obese, children, non-white, etc) think a knife is a self defense tool.

Just get a gun.

I agree with this user. If it isn't a fixed blade then I can't depend on it

No, I live in a safe neighborhood. We leave our doors unlocked all the time and have never ever had any sort of break in or anything stolen in our neighborhood

What is it like in Neverland this time of year?

You obviously have no experience defending yourself.

Nice larp faggot.

have gun not knife

I live in America and I have to larp that I've been the victim of crime? Ok, user.

Canada but pretty good. Unlike the US who is infected by the chink disease while we go about life almost like nothing happened

Are you the salesman for your region?

I bet it matches your micropenis

It's ugly.

I'm poor

It's quite difficult for neeky faggots to understand, admittedly

You're probably larping about living in the US, you're definitely larping about defending yourself with a knife.

Here in the UK there is virtually no crime and food is freely available so I don't need one for self defence or survival.

This.
about as durable as a Solo cup.

Fuck you nigger, it's better than all the tranny porn

Tranny porn is less gay than 15 year olds masturbating over tacticool garbage.