Hey, Self-defense thread

>quadriplegic who backs away
How? With telepathy?

Why the hell are you asking us for context? You give us some context.
Is this for a friend? What kind of weapon does he have? Are they black etc

He would be about the right height for me to elbow him in the face

Kek

Kek this, last year of hs i literally sat on a nigger and broke 2 of his ribs.

He sends his thanks

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Well this is america...I would do the only logical thing and shoot them. Duh.

didnt even have to say all that, could instantly tell by the way you type

I'm a 5'8 lardass of a dude who EDCs a K-frame revolver. I'd just shoot you, I can't run or fight for shit.

how could the bitch carry in the street if they dont own the gun?