Hey, Self-defense thread

>quadriplegic who backs away
How? With telepathy?

Why the hell are you asking us for context? You give us some context.
Is this for a friend? What kind of weapon does he have? Are they black etc

He would be about the right height for me to elbow him in the face

Kek

Kek this, last year of hs i literally sat on a nigger and broke 2 of his ribs.

He sends his thanks

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Well this is america...I would do the only logical thing and shoot them. Duh.

didnt even have to say all that, could instantly tell by the way you type

I'm a 5'8 lardass of a dude who EDCs a K-frame revolver. I'd just shoot you, I can't run or fight for shit.

how could the bitch carry in the street if they dont own the gun?

I think user is high and switched it up

i would do my best to leave without saying anything, if i couldnt then left hook and jabs combined with all sorts of other erratic attacks until i just slowly melt into a pile of feces and tears on the ground awaiting my urine and creamy log shower

If you idiots don't fight then your a fucking coward piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live. If you are too weak to win the fight then he deserves to live more than you do. It's animal kingdom motherfucker.

yeah, i can also tell by the way you type that you like to suck on nigger cock, but you know, maybe its just my eyes

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I'd assemble a mecha out of my 10,000 cheerleader girlfriends (who are with me at all times) and crush him

Depends on your st8 m8. And to open fire is retarded. You gave no skill background and no warning. This is a life sentence. You effectively die as well. 2/10
Running with your skillset is fine. Could improve it by knowing exits and yelling. 7/10
What depends, is what you add. You're bigger, but it's not an inherent free win. The fact you de-escalate is great, all balanced 6/10

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>Laugh at him

> 6'4
>203lb
> Box, hike and rockclimb for fun
> Live in AUS so no guns

Im good.

chop off your arms and legs with a machete

Depends where, if from Renzo, or any actual affiliate and not online, I believe you'd win. But without context 1/10
Why would he stop where he is and why beat you to the point of you fighting, so a possum play? It's okay but needs context on when you'd attack 6/10
Nothing, not confirmed in terms of victory. 0/10 Dismissive approach is how you lose for free
If you can get a deep undertook I believe you. Despite your weight, just try to bull guard and close the distance only grabbing the side he throws after he threw it. Nice understanding of limitations man, 7-8/10

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Well...last time a guy that size attacked me at the bar I work at i partied his swings and grabbed his collar and pulled him off balance. Then we had a long discussion which ended with him crying about how he missed his dad and should move back home to Colorado.

Idiot, can't think and make for themselves, needs something to consume before their maw. 0/10
Honestly, not a bad strat, issue is your left hook is your jab hand, try jab first, it's a dutch opener that favors you moving forward in a flurry, 7/10

Hahaha soldier fodder mentality uppers love you. You misunderstand what you can conserve, why don't you fight every citizen you encounter? 0/10
Sweet so you give a huge premise and nothing more. This is complacency. It's why US movies rot your brain.

if im victorious in the fight then i dont blasted with shit and piss at the end dont you get it?

6'4 285 spend most the day in the gym. Come at me I guess

I'm 5'7, around 200 pounds.

I'll suck his dick. We usually become friends after that point.

I'm 5'10" 180 @ 13% bodyfat so....

Bite my tongue and spit blood in his face then try and break his knee or something.

im 6' 6" and pretty fat no obese tho. id prolly go for a low round kick at his knee as hard as i could. then run. if he grabbed me id like to think i could just judo throw his ass. or collar choke of se kind dependong on what hes wearing. ideally a hoodie

Hey OP, I have no experience but I have some burning questions, please answer. I understand that with experience you could predict with increased accuracy, given maximum information about the context and the opponent, what actions they would take to fuck you up. But I imagine this is still in percentages, so you don't choose an action based on 100% percentages, but on lesser ones, e.g. there's 30% chance he will throw a right jab, 20% he'll kick, 20% a direct punch, 15% run away and 15% shoot you. Something like that. Is this correct?

Also, I'm scared shitless of conflict. But given that I'm human and capable of survival, do you think the survival instinct can kick in during the precise time of the first punch or whatever, and make me courageous to take action and do something about it? I've been hit 2 times and didn't hit back. I was scared.

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I'll just stand 5 feet away and give him Tom Hanks disease

nah man u gotta go to a gym and get used to getting hit. its natural to be afraid of it and u wanna train it in a productive way. not op

HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE
POCKET SAND SHA SHA SHA

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Being a 6' 270 pound ex-military TKD Black belt with three years MMA training I dunno. Attempt to fold him into various fun pretzel shapes?

Plan A: Walk away. Few things are worth sitting in a jail cell for. Got nothing to prove to anyone.

Plan B: Tackle him and take him to the ground. I'm 230 lbs, 5'11''. Wrestling, football, and martial arts experience.

Plan C: He has a knife. Throw shit at him and/or run for it.

Plan D: He's blocking the only exit/has a gun. Accept I'm going to the ER bare minimum and just do everything I can to kill him before I die.

Oh sorry,
I didnt think this thread was gonna be serious i just wanted to brag that the stats of the guy didn't seem all that intimidating to me,
That said, my personal experience has always been dudes under 5'7 have always been the ones to try fight me.

Anyway,
Try and use my height and size to intimidate and talk him down, this is normally my go to.
Open hands, elbows tucked into ribs in a "I'm not threatening" pose, whilst still protecting my ribs and putting my hands in prime position to slap away any punch he might throw.
Deflect,
"Nah fuck this I'm thirsty, you want a drink? I'm gonna go get a drink, come on, we'll sort this later"
"Nah i was looking at ya tats mate, did Johno do em?" (Theres always a Johno who does tattoos)

Had a knife pulled on me once,
Pulled out the cash placed it on the ground and took a few steps back and said "You can have the cash but i like this wallet" then squared up in boxing stance. Guy didn't press the issue and took the cash and left.

Other than that, I'll fucking run man, Climb and flee i dont care that much if its just me

as a 8 foot 1 inch tall special forces officer id simply hop into 1 of my 3 ferarri's and simply drive to his house and impress him with all my accolades tha5t nobody gives 2 fucks about

I'm 5 feet and a half, used to train a lot of jiu jitsu, boxing and muay thai but after the heel spurs, depression and an extra 66 pounds I never got in the same level again
Can still hold myself in a fight against most people thought so I would face him anyways, if he were armed I would try to talk things down in order to approach and sucker punch him

Hey it's an axiomatic approach and you're right, sorta like poker, you can cook it and lose on the spot. But you can play to your 60%+ range and have a bigger chance against huge risk takers.

Headbutt. I have a very thing skull.

you fucks would all soil yourselves in some way. ffs look at some of the weird shit you guys are writing like its a fuckin resume. get a grip.

>And to open fire is retarded.

No it isn't the guy you are replying to is clearly a manlet.

Well OP if youre still here:

I always carry a knife with me because of work. Its usually a decent self defense knife. I have background experience in kung fu traditional and amateur wrestling, plus I took a couple krav maga lessons. They were free.

Im around 240 lbs, an alcoholic, love autistic youtube videos and technical noise metal, plus I can imitate an epilectic downs syndrome patient very well. I also like reading House of Leaves and catch 22. So my plan of action is to rip off my shirt, take out my knife while I still have time to act, and violently raptor screech my favorite lines from A Few Good Men while I maintain eye contact on this ruffian while I study his weak spots, like the knees or groin. Pending if he has a weapon, I agressively suggest Im going to rape him without lube if he tries to accost me. If not it progresses to stage 2 where I rip off my pants.

>progresses to stage 2 where I rip off my pants.

so cause him to die laughing, interesting strategy.

>krav maga
>Free

100% Fucking fantasy here mate,
I'm calling bullshit on your whole story

Honestly, id just try to do quick jabs and try to hurt his shins until he slips up and headbutt or punch him in his stomach, but like if he's trained in fighting, no matter what i will use my teeth. If he has a weapon and i see it, or i think i see a weapon, i will s p r i n t.

Be this: You want actual techniques?
I was attacked by a huge Dutch soldier on town once. I said hi and he kneed me in the nuts. I backed off until I could see straight again, with him following me. The second I trusted my legs to work propperly I shot in, lifted him up and slammed him into the asphalt (I had backed off onto a road) and then proceeded to mount him and pound until the cops shoulder tackle me off him.
He was arrested, I was asked to go home because I was drunk and angry.
I agreed and complied.

I’m 6’6 235lb, been strength training for a few months
No fighting experience.
I try to avoid conflict but if he’s adamant on attacking me I’d probably try and grab him and just pin him to the ground through sheer mass and Mark Rippetoe hip drive.

Krav Maga
Jew Martial Arts
35
230 Pounds Muscular

Fucking Lick that boot harder you cuck

Forgot to add, Previous IDF serviceman,

>see thread say 6' 180lb man
>realize i'm a 6' 2" 180 lb man
>realize that this is intimidating to some people
>realize that I have never once thought that I could be intimidating

Run and call the cops.

Trained in boxing for a couple years.
The two most valuable things you learn is punching with your body, and recognizing the very distinct weight shift people do when they're about to throw a punch.
You can see a punch coming from a non-trained fighter coming from a mile away and it's easy to dodge any lunches he throws.
It's also important to not let him grab you. That's easy to stop by just falling back or dancing around him. He'll get frustrated and just throw out reckless punches and even for a modestly trained fighter, it would be easy to find an opening and give him a good ohko.
But the most important part is to not get grabbed. Once you get grabbed, then the dynamics of the fight changed drastically.

Heebs are known to shed some free enticement in order for the target to pledge a year long subscription. Look at TYT

Israelis art of defense....free? yeah that doesnt add up at all.