Yummy food thread you can cook at home while Chink Flu keeps the restaurants closed.
Yummy food thread you can cook at home while Chink Flu keeps the restaurants closed
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Shit into your bare hands, and then eat it.
Ingredients:
2 cans of Hormel chili
Bottle of hot sauce
Sleeve of saltines
Open the can of chili, pour hot sauce on top, eat right out of the can with a plastic spoon you saved from McDonald's. When you reach the bottom of the can, open the crackers and eat them one at a time until the sleeve is empty. Open the other can, pour hot sauce on top, and consume the rest of the chili.
piss into a sink and drown yourself in it
Take instant ramen and instead of making it a soup just use a cup of water, dissolve the flavoring packet in that and throw the noodles + water in a large pan, wait for the noodles to absorb all the water, then you can make pretty decent yakisoba.
how tf do you eat more than 1 can of that at a time.
Just make a big-ass sandwich, marvel at its size, then fucking eat the whole damn thing.
You don't, you eat the crackers between cans.
alternative to make this better:
boil water, leave the noodles in until they just become soft, al dente.
then throw the noodles, seasoning, and some cooking oil, and hot sauce/scallions/meats into a frying pan on med-high, just enough that the noodles retain the flavoring.
just the water and noodles in a fry pan is kind of gross to think about.
See what we got in the fridge, hmmm