if i'm a pussy then i am what i eat right user?
Okay Yas Forums i need your help now more than ever...
Christian Edwards
Luis Howard
You haven't eaten shit, faggot.
Connor Russell
No no. Dude. Less of this weird shit and more of the few normal things you've thrown out there.
The biking thing is good. That will get you two sharing a common interest, bonding and spending time together. Start there. See if she'll go riding with you sometime.
Do NOT pull some weirdo stunt. Jesus.
Oliver Wood
she should be at work on me, right on!
i am okay with not having sex right away, but i bet i can curry her favor and get her to do it eventually. with diligence and effort anything is possible.
Noah Kelly
Ah, so this is all a troll then? Well, shit.
Lucas Jackson
okay thanks! yes you are right i shouldn't risk my chances of winning her by feigning injury, that makes me appear weak as another user said. if anything i'm better off finding an opportunity to show her i'm strong. i might actually join a karate gym and then invite her to one of my sessions. maybe we could bike there! oh man i just thought of this as i typed it. so like we could bike together and go to my meeting and she would be impressed with my stamina that i rode there then did the class then hung out afterwards, you know?
Jaxon Collins
why are you trying to scheme your way through this? a close friend of mine always gets infatuated with girls and does creepy shit like this all the time and it never works out because he isn't honest with her. you;re too fixated on getting her but how r u going to keep her when she realizes u dont train mma or u havent biked before or u dont actually even fucking RUN or that u were just trying to impress her like a beta FAG and not just being honest and seeing if u 2 are even compatible humans
Austin Bailey
Jesus dude. Try to act normal.
"Hey, HotGirl. Jane in accounting told me that you're into cycling. I've been thinking about starting myself, but I don't really know what to look for in a decent bike. Wanna go bike shopping with me next weekend and help me figure out what I should get? I'll buy you lunch!"
Done. How fucking hard is that?
Easton Walker
Pretty bad. Talk to her and see how she feels about you. Unless you're bad at picking up cues
Jeremiah Rogers
they used to have arranged marriages and those people stayed together for decades so i think i can definitely make this work. i also met her brother once while she got dropped off to work because her car was in repairs. he is a very tough dude, i think if i really take up mma or karate or boxing it will impress him and that will make her more likely to like me.