okay Yas Forums i need your help now more than ever. this girl i work with is extremely cute and i want to flirt with her but i don't know if i'm doing a good job. so far i told her that she had a nice haircut, and she smiled. i wrote "ur cute" on a piece of paper and was going to walk past her and hold it up like i'm waving my hand and holding it with my thumb then quickly drop my arm down so she will be like wait what and her sense of mystery will be intrigued. do you think this is a good way to start flirting? i need more tips
find out her address and show up at her house unannounced. girls love surprises like that
Lucas Collins
doubt that will work. but you never know
Ethan Jenkins
i was thinking of other stuff so i can make a trail of like breadcrumbs for her to follow until she is unwittingly in my arms. so what if i bring my ukulele to work and sing to her on brake? that was one idea. another was to ransomware her phone then offer to help her and when i figure it out she'll like me.
Bentley Myers
i actually found where she lived so i take walks to that part of town on days i know she is off work. i start running when i'm by her block and tell her i'm on my running route for mma training. i don't do mma but i think this will impress her.
Benjamin Stewart
she looks like the type you see on bumble at age 23 with 4 kids asking for people to have their shit together
i don't know dude! i'm trying to think of ways to get her. i was never good at just approaching girls and asking them out. the two girlfriends i had were just things i kinda fell into. i think she is a cycler so i can get a bicycle and ride with her, or maybe other common interests? give me ideas!!
Ryan Sullivan
Jfc unless you're fucking 13 this all comes across as creepy as fuck. Maybe talk to her instead of trying to creep her out. Hot women don't need guys telling them they find them attractive. They have a ton of guys doing that ALL the time.
If she's actually 25 and a virgin, give up, you're not getting laid anyway and she probably has some crazy mental issues.
Gavin Thomas
i was also thinking of pretending to fall and hurt myself while running, or maybe tell her i am very light headed and need to sit down, then we can have more time to talk and i can get some details about her house. if i do this, i can maybe then ask to use her bathroom and that way i can get a more inside look at what she lives like.
No no. Dude. Less of this weird shit and more of the few normal things you've thrown out there.
The biking thing is good. That will get you two sharing a common interest, bonding and spending time together. Start there. See if she'll go riding with you sometime.
Do NOT pull some weirdo stunt. Jesus.
Oliver Wood
she should be at work on me, right on!
i am okay with not having sex right away, but i bet i can curry her favor and get her to do it eventually. with diligence and effort anything is possible.
Noah Kelly
Ah, so this is all a troll then? Well, shit.
Lucas Jackson
okay thanks! yes you are right i shouldn't risk my chances of winning her by feigning injury, that makes me appear weak as another user said. if anything i'm better off finding an opportunity to show her i'm strong. i might actually join a karate gym and then invite her to one of my sessions. maybe we could bike there! oh man i just thought of this as i typed it. so like we could bike together and go to my meeting and she would be impressed with my stamina that i rode there then did the class then hung out afterwards, you know?
why are you trying to scheme your way through this? a close friend of mine always gets infatuated with girls and does creepy shit like this all the time and it never works out because he isn't honest with her. you;re too fixated on getting her but how r u going to keep her when she realizes u dont train mma or u havent biked before or u dont actually even fucking RUN or that u were just trying to impress her like a beta FAG and not just being honest and seeing if u 2 are even compatible humans
Austin Bailey
Jesus dude. Try to act normal.
"Hey, HotGirl. Jane in accounting told me that you're into cycling. I've been thinking about starting myself, but I don't really know what to look for in a decent bike. Wanna go bike shopping with me next weekend and help me figure out what I should get? I'll buy you lunch!"
Done. How fucking hard is that?
Easton Walker
Pretty bad. Talk to her and see how she feels about you. Unless you're bad at picking up cues
Jeremiah Rogers
they used to have arranged marriages and those people stayed together for decades so i think i can definitely make this work. i also met her brother once while she got dropped off to work because her car was in repairs. he is a very tough dude, i think if i really take up mma or karate or boxing it will impress him and that will make her more likely to like me.
Colton Moore
Are you going to get her to fuck you by dropping notes around her saying "please have sex with me"? If this was a real relationship and not a troll LARP you would definitely end up as a cuck watching her fuck a black dude.
Tyler Anderson
why the fuck are you so interested in impressing people? this is not a recipe for happiness at all, but not like you're looking for any remedies to the deep deep hole inside you that makes you such a fuckin creep. honestly. do u have ZERO friends that you can talk to about this that u resort to Yas Forums of all places? you r concerning
Andrew Myers
no way, i'm looking to lure her in right now. once she is mine i will not even let her speak to any other guy. it's all about psychological manipulation tactics. you need them to depend on you, then you socially isolate them, cutting off people from their life one by one until you are the person they go to for almost everything. right now i just need my audition to get the part, but i already know all my lines well into the finale.
Jonathan Bennett
Man I am glad I know this is a LARP. Otherwise this has crazy murderer written all over it. Seek help bro, possibly a therapist. Pretty sure you're a sociopath.
Samuel Jenkins
You've already failed. Once any chick gets a tiny whiff of that shit, you're doomed.
Julian Ross
april fools. right op?
Josiah Anderson
if i'm a larp then why do you think i need a therapy?
not true. my second girlfriend had to choose between me and her family and it took her six weeks to finally move out of my place because she wasn't sure but i rushed things and i was young now i have refined tactics so it will be the one i marry. this is how all people do it they just don't admit it.
Jacob Clark
no it's well into the second day of the month now, and i don't care about pranks. i want something out of this.
Nicholas Ramirez
i have friends. we hang out and fix electronic stuff together. cars sometimes too. i have a lot of pushups i do every day, i'm doing a spetsnaz training program i found online. pullups, pushups, squats, so while i don't bike like her yet i am getting in shape and then i can just put the pieces together as i go along. happiness is an everflowing dynamic user, there is no remedy or recipe, you just do what you have to along the way to get that happiness. i just need to win her over to my side then she'll see we're great together because i will spoil her like no guy would.
Jayden Gray
Six weeks is not a long time for a girl to run out. In fact, it's about the fastest break-out I've ever heard of. I'm coming up on my 30th HS anniversary, and I had a really big clique of cool friends. A lot of them hooked up. The ones who stuck together, the guys don't hold their chicks down. Women don't like that. The girls get together and go on weekends to NYC and Philly. The guys get together and go to bars. And the ones who disallow that either flamed out, or they're a very unhappy couple. They're almost like the gang from "Friends", except more real, and with coke problems. I'm tellin ya, one whiff, bud. They laugh and run.
Xavier Barnes
those people staying together through all of that no doubt lead double lives. it's atrocious. constant debauchery all around.
John Gray
They party. But I wouldn't say they lead double lives. They live what appears to be pretty honest lives, and they very much resent being called a liar when they're not. Thats why they'll leave. And truly, the women are still pretty hot. They could get new men for sure. Its not like they have no options.
Noah Lee
i bet you those "happy couples" cheat on one another when they have their outings and justify their hedonism with a facade of successful marriage in the long-term. true marriage is not playing the games you did when single and venturing into those nether regions of the world. it's despicable that people don't focus on more fruitful pursuits after finding and capturing their one person.
Caleb Taylor
guys this is her brother. the thing is he was apparently military in albania so that freaks me out a bit. i think he might be an issue. how do i avoid disappointing the big brother figure so i can get more family approval? i'm concerned about botching the entire presentation once i get my foot in the door and ruining any chance of locking this one down. third try is the charm boys!
i'm doing this one for sure, that was a great option thank you dude! i can sign up for my martial art classes the same day maybe that will show her i'm dedicated. wait no i told her i do them. okay so i want to ask her this weekend for the bike thing... which art should i choose? does anybody know which will teach me the flashiest stuff so i can impress her?
Alexander Martinez
I like how you just make up your own narrative for a wide assortment of individuals you don't even know. This is exactly what I'm talking about, why women will run away from a guy who's paranoia is so toxic it starts creating scenarios accusing people of things they can't possibly know. Especially an emotionally healthy woman. You don't seem like an especially emotionally healthy young man, and by (approx) 25, which that girl appears to be, they've had ten years of experience with guys who are massive clowns. They fend them off every single fucking day. They'll sniff you out in a fuckin minute.
Jacob Campbell
except i am no clown. as for them sniffing me out do you know what the cartels do to smuggle drugs into the country to avoid detection from dogs? same thing here bro. i just need to avoid the usual pitfalls. i am patient, trust me. if it takes a year per close person i knock out as her support system that's fine. it's like working on a giant machine. you just fine tune parts man. don't you do this?
Austin Campbell
i laughed thanks for this. i'm stressed enough about how to go about this.
Jayden Flores
guys if i give you her snapchat can one of you teach me how to hack it?
Justin Hall
You are a clown. Within two posts, you came off like a tremendous insecure socially retarded failure. If you think, for one minute, a girl that looks like that doesn't have any experience with talking to guys, you're orders of magnitude dumber than the most retarded thing you've said here. AND, if that pic you posted of the brother is true, you better think really hard about trying to wedge yourself between her and the family. I'm really thinking this is a troll, but if it's not, that guy is about the size of Cain Valesquez. You might want to re-think your strategy on this, because this whole "separating them from the family" thing is absurd, and probably really dangerous.
Nicholas Sullivan
OP... find you a crush that doesnt have a jaw that threatens to bite your skull into pieces
Brayden Jenkins
it's not at all dangerous if done the right way. i don't even have to make her move away from the family, but the family from her, you see? if they start finding out bad things about her since they are very strict church going types which i guess albanians are not really sure, then i can force a wedge between them. they won't know it's me weaving the tapestries of their fates but weave i shall until i knit myself a comfortable life with my little flower.
Tyler Foster
Don't do the sign thing. Um . . .ask if she has a boyfriend and then go on a date? Social distancing though if you work anywhere that gets Fed money then she would be required in the workplace to say no . . . Guess that only leaves stalking her a running into her at the grocery store. Good luck!
You seem like a person that tries to over plan and have contingencies for situations. When it comes to dating, chill the fuck out, relax, just be yourself. Have genuine conversation, and if she's interested in you then she'll let you know with body language like always smiling around you or lightly touching your arm or shoulder. If you get these signs then you can ask her on a date. Don't worry about her family approval, relationships are between individuals not groups. If she likes you then her family won't matter, just be yourself around them too, know that you can't please everyone in life and some people are bound to have negative opinions about you. Realize it is a possibility and don't try to force anything. Just keep doing you, and eventually someone perfect for you will enter your life whether it's this girl or someone else.
Jaxson Edwards
You are definitely inside the friend zone. I fucking guarantee it. Your goose is cooked on this one. Move on.
How did you guess he was bad at picking up cues?
Brayden Reyes
jinx'd
Parker King
there is no such thing as the friend zone. it's a hunt, you don't hunt friends. she's also twerked at me before on break at work so i'm sure she will like my sign idea if you're the one who said not to do it. i'm getting tired though, i could be wrong. either way the friend zone is a myth for fact.
Angel Bennett
That is the most autistic shit I've ever heard
Zachary Ramirez
i'm absolutely not autistic lol. it's funny you say that though. just because i have different strategies or ideas than you doesn't make me an autist. that's why people like me wind up successful later in life and you'll be bagging my groceries, peasant.
Gavin Campbell
solid advice, thanks. i know i can't please everyone, and that's fine. i have no desire to please those who are just stepping stones on my way to achieving what i need. the thing is i want to have her on my arm when i am there, she's got all the perfect genetic history and everything. she was sharing her dna ancestry testing and some other crap, exome data maybe? i forget, her uncle is some super smart lab dude. not my thing but meh. he supposedly figured out she has some crazy good genetics, and i can see that from my interactions with her not just physically but the verbal and interstitial ones.
Aaron Parker
Huuuuuuuuuuuu
Not the way you act, it isn't.
I'm not the one that liked your sign idea. I said to kidnap her. But you won't fucking listen to me anyway.
