Any anons ever been to jail/prison? If so, please share your stories through greentext preferably

It's a fact mate I fucking hated it Holme house in the North East, fucking Durham is worse luckily I wasn't there

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All that for drunk driving? Holy shit, fuck your country.

You lucky bastard

Did 2 weeks. Minor vandalism charge. It could have been settled with a fine, but I poorfagged into prison. Dutch prison btw. And in the tamest block imaginable. So it was unironically easy. It pretty much felt like school, just with big ass kids. So no juicy stories here. Just played table tennis, smoked ciggies with some guys while watching TV, did some puzzles, played cards, stuff like that. There were no fights, no drama, the general atmosphere was ok enough. The worst thing about these two weeks was the food really. Bland mushy shit that gave me tons of gas. So all and all I quite literally just farted my way through it.

Why are you pretending to be Bronson you massive fag
Also
Some of my mates have been in barlinnie it dosent sound that bad to be honest (compared to jails elsewhere in the world)

>went to jail for 90 days (slightly less because of work)
>not in a cell. A pod with about 70 others
>my bunkie was a big ass black dude, call him T
>he was cool though, showed me the ropes a bit. Was my first friend
>anyway they bring a newspaper early every morning and T always liked to read it along with a small group of other people, myself included
>he liked follow local high school sports. I did the crosswords and shit and basically read it front to back
>you’re supposed to leave the paper on the tables when you’re done so others can read it
>anyway T slept in one morning and someone took the paper back to their bunk before he got a chance to read it
>he was FUCKING PISSED. So were a lot of other people
>he started yelling “WHO THE FUCK GOT THE PAPER WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PAPER” waking everyone up
>he’s roaming around the pod lookin for the paper
>someone says
>shut the fuck up about the paper god damn
>this guy said this while he was laying down under his blankets in his bunk. Not able to fight well in that position
>never seen a big dude move that fast
>T runs over and punches this dude about 5 times in the fuckin head and throws him out of his bunk
>continues lookin for paper
>turns out some like 70 year old half deaf man had it, someone else found it
>paper returned to tables
>everything goes back to normal
>during count guards pause in front of beat up guy. He says nothing
>guards say nothing even though the guys face is all bruised up and has a black eye

Now that's what I call a mad lad. How did you get to be so fucking degenerate?

Fag

Yah, instead they should wll all be gassed to rid the scum.