Any anons ever been to jail/prison? If so, please share your stories through greentext preferably

I was doing a few jail weekends for a DWI a few months ago, which due to the short stays I was in the lockdown wing. We were only allowed to leave our cells to shower and not all at once, so to pass the time most of these dindu nuffin niggers would rap in their cells loud enough for everyone to here.

During dinner of the first stay there some guys claimed they didn't receive any cake and were trying to get more. Since meals were slid through the door I couldn't verify if it were true. In retaliation to this a few of them jammed towels into their toilets and kept flushing until it overflowed to the point of not only flooding their cells but out into the common area. Worth pointing out this was from the second story.

>I robbed a post office with a sawn-off shotgun when I was 16 and I got 12 years for it, I did 7 and was released.
>6 months later I was arrested for robbing a post office with a sawn-off shotgun and after 7 months on remand, I got to walk from court because the prosecution couldn't use my previous conviction against me.
>Three years later I beat a man into a coma and got 5 years for GBH with intent.
>I have moved to another country and no-one including my wife and kids knows about my criminal record.
>I got out 8 years ago in May.
>I have committed many other crimes over the years and have done so in the last 8.
>The police here are laughable, it's like the fucking keystone cops, at least the coppers in old Blighty put in some effort..

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Where did you do your time?

Bedford and Strangeways for the 7.
Barlinnie for the 5.
The Bar-L is a fucking crazy place.

Strangeways next to the brewery, where they make bodingtons

>Any anons ever been to jail/prison?
If you call mom's basement "jail/prision", yes.
Now chill and read virgin's lies

60 days in makes jail look bad

I’m a corrections officer at a maximum security state prison, AMA

Yes I've been to jail luckily I'm English so no chance of getting gang raped by Mexicans, dark skinned chaps or anyone else where I was. Got to say it was still fucking horrible full of men getting off their tits on smak and tranquillisers so the time goes quicker. Kept away from that shit padded up with a lad I knew from my area. He knew I wouldn't take no shit and I knew he wouldn't either. That was the best thing about it. Me and him are still good mates now. If anyone had any grief for either of us which didn't really happen, they had 2 of us to deal with not one. Doesn't sound much but made a massive difference. Honestly though it was fucking vile and I've not come close to going back and hopefully never will again. There's nothing good big or clever by losing your freedom.

Why are you a cunt?