Wizard here. How do you find someone who wants to have sex with you? Coronavirus edition

Wizard here. How do you find someone who wants to have sex with you? Coronavirus edition.

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during a lockdown? tinder. But good luck w/ that

You can't, that's why I choosed to lock me down with my gf so I can fuck almost every night.
Good luck user

I mean, I've somehow survived for 34 years. I can probably manage another couple months under lockdown. But I'm rapidly approaching the point of no return, and by some metrics I may have already passed it. I just don't want to die alone and a virgin.

Congrats user. Looks like you've won at life. I hope you manage to pass on your genes so that future humans can also be attractive and sexually fulfilled.

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The only thing stopping you getting laid is personality (including any mental health conditions)
There are female wizards

I mean we all die alone. But if you really wanna put your penis into a vagina a few times, there are plenty of countries where prostitution is legal.

Tinder? Grinder? try it.

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Drawback : My stepmom is bothering the shit out of me

Thanks user, hope life's doing good for you.

Looks max
Work on your social skills
Cut toxic shit out of your life.
And above all else. Make yourself available.

This is fair under normal conditions, but I think in modern times there are a few other things stopping me from getting laid.
If that's all I wanted I'd have gone to a prostitute ages ago. But what I really want is to put my penis into a vagina belonging to someone who actually wants to be there with me. Go ahead and tell me that my standards are too high. Is that really too much to ask?

Moar of this set? Is this Alice Green?

I've been on Hinge lately at the suggestion of a friend. Finally starting to get some matches, but nothing happens since everything is locked down. Is Tinder much different? I doubt Grider would help since I'm not into dickgirls.

Chances are any sensible girl isn't going to be willing to meet new people during this whole virus shit.
Just continue working on spitting your game until it gets safer

I'm in a similar situation to you, 25 year old virgin, Tinder certainly doesn't work for people like us.

Yes more

And yet you just know Chad is still running his door to door sex service and has an endless stream of happy customers.

tinder doesn't work unless you're rich, good looking and down to get with gold-diggers

Sup fellow wizard. Look man all I know is that you have to clip your fingernails. I almost lost it but apparently long finger nails is a turn off.

Have you been getting matches? I almost quit Hinge after a week where I messaged at least 30 people and didn't get a single response. I've been getting a few responses lately though. Maybe 1 response per 15 people I message. Not the greatest, but at least it's better than nothing.

I've had Tinder for 5-6 months, I even paid for gold when it was on discount, which ostensibly "increases your visibility" and I have a total of 4 matches across that span.

My fingernails look pretty good. Toenails are another story, but if I get to the point of almost having sex and getting turned down due to my toenails, I'd still consider that a significant win.

how is that posible?

Do you message many people? I haven't tried Tinder yet so I'm not sure exactly how it works. I've paid for premium on Hinge, and I'd probably do that on any other dating site/app I try. At this stage in life, money is the least of my worries.

>Do you message many people?
You can't message people on Tinder unless you get a match, so unfortunately I don't really have the opportunity to message anybody.

>coronavirus edition

you should of had a female roommate before you got isolated

trust me,sooner or later she's gonna think to herself "man,my roommates cock would feel so much better then this vibrating plastic toy again"

THIS

Good plan user. I'll get right on inventing a time machine and going back a few months to get a female roommate.

sauce

That kind of thinking breeds incels

Do you honestly think Chad isn't doing this? He's far too busy having sex and partying to worry about corona.

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tinder works find lots of pll, use it now. and i have np to meet pll. not at lest in sweaden.

wow, u most be rly damit agly. feel bro. but do somthing about that. u have only your self to blame if you dont go four a opetynety. ofc if you born whit a fysical hinduriens. it cant hel it but some pll are in to that to. go serch forum. do a request on reques. maby helps.

Tinder is a load of bullshit, I tried it, everyone was either autistic or a thot (and the thots always ignored me).

Solution: cocaine and a hooker, then off yourself, that what I'm planning for my 30th

it is a app on your samart devise. try it. u may like it.

Tinder bro. I average 2 new pussies a week.

buddy, i know this is Yas Forums, but you still have to speak somewhat intelligibly if you want people to understand you
as in 2 matches, or 2 that get to the fucking stage? how attractive are you?

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i belive it is hear. dont remember. i am not in to it. just hade this on my computer.

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it's too late. this is your life for the next few years.

good luck OP.

And you are. autistic or a thot? IQ 200 i see.

thanks breh

2 females to creampie every week. I'm a former Marine and I ride a motorcycle so that helps. Just be confident when you talk to them.

This sexy tranny could flip my opinion on them. Those non passable self denying faggots need to stop it with the tranny shit though

this has already been my life for my entire life
it probably will continue to be my life for the rest of my life

You lying fuck

Sry, sir. I cant probly dont help it. i am high, drunk and have dyslexia. and have hard time type corekt. thx to that i dont have a clue about wtf. i want to type so i just put a coupel of nr togeder and this is wtf. it is. like it our dont.

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Hey retard, you're on Yas Forums. Everyone here's autistic

im a 19 year old virgin and i can feel the wizardry conjuring inside of me

it's not even Ella Hollywood lol. If I remember correctly, she's a russian camgirl

no why shuld i do that. no need no one now me hear.

Show us what you look like OP

Pic time faggot

Sex is vastly overrated. I became a wizard then for shits and giggles I put an effort in. Slept with 6 different women. Fucked them raw and with a rubber. Four were tight and two were loose. Honestly I was disappointed with the whole thing. Even while doing it my mind was elsewhere, I wanted to be somewhere else. I don't know, don't know how to describe it. Sex just isn't for me. I prefer to stick to my hobbies and disregard females entirely. Godspeed fellow wizard.

in a dark room no ones now. any difrents. so u shuld not judes some one on the cover.

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ngl i didn't even check since im waiting for gay nigga hours to start my trap delve (no homo)

srr king. i am not that at all. just littel to inteligent four my own good.

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was this note befour he/she beCUM! this super star.

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Please user, do everything you can to change your life before it's too late. School is not important. Career is not important. Becoming a normal person with a normal sex life is now your top priority.
No face for obvious reasons. Here's my dad bod, just for you.
What specifically did you do to get laid?

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it is corona time it is time 24/7 now days.

asking Yas Forums for help with getting pussy is like asking a homeless man for financial advice

you know not the sorrow you are threatening to unleash upon my genitals

Well at the very least you guys and the homeless man should have a pretty good idea of what not to do. But somehow the majority of Yas Forums has managed to get laid, proving that even awkward creepy weirdos can have sex. How do I leverage that power?

i would say bars, but the shit is all closed. you could try bumping into a chick at a store. maybe your N95's will touch and it will be a meet cute.

Eat a dick, you normie Ex-welfare queen.

Come on bro! We need to see the face! Im 5'7" 195lbs and i have a gf..

i could shag ugly girls but i would rather wait til a 10/10 will fuck me, one day it will come

Get matched, but hard time getting to meet in person let alone fuck. Got one last year? Was fun until I got the clap from her.

Lower your standards to 0. As long as you're not a complete cunt and don't look like warrick davis there's plenty of ugly thots out there that'll take anyone

>What specifically did you do to get laid?
pushups