Wizard here. How do you find someone who wants to have sex with you? Coronavirus edition

Wizard here. How do you find someone who wants to have sex with you? Coronavirus edition.

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during a lockdown? tinder. But good luck w/ that

You can't, that's why I choosed to lock me down with my gf so I can fuck almost every night.
Good luck user

I mean, I've somehow survived for 34 years. I can probably manage another couple months under lockdown. But I'm rapidly approaching the point of no return, and by some metrics I may have already passed it. I just don't want to die alone and a virgin.

Congrats user. Looks like you've won at life. I hope you manage to pass on your genes so that future humans can also be attractive and sexually fulfilled.

offer egg

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The only thing stopping you getting laid is personality (including any mental health conditions)
There are female wizards

I mean we all die alone. But if you really wanna put your penis into a vagina a few times, there are plenty of countries where prostitution is legal.

Tinder? Grinder? try it.

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Drawback : My stepmom is bothering the shit out of me

Thanks user, hope life's doing good for you.