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YLYL
Ian Collins
Landon Cooper
Jason Rivera
Samuel Sanchez
It's because that's his son
he did the exact same thing and his son is caught in the cycle
Brody Howard
Facebookfag, but still got a chuckle out of me.
Eli Reyes
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
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>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound
Gabriel Morales
never did read this wall of text before, usually quit right after beta loser. Anything any good in it?
Michael Bennett
Nice
Kevin Howard
Idk why but I lost. Lol.
Thomas Smith
Thx for translating this into Australian