YLYL
YLYL
Eli Phillips
Xavier Jenkins
Luke Davis
Justin Morris
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Luis Collins
Gabriel Taylor
How come he didn't grow older in almost 20y?
Bentley Ortiz
black don't crack
Elijah Green
what's funny about this? you just sound like a bitter faggot
Camden Martinez
Beige don't age.
Lucas Torres
i recon jews did this
Nicholas Williams
it's a copypasta troll. it's not intended to be funny, just spammed to annoy people.
Justin Parker
Summer, summer, summer time....
Aiden Lopez
based
Carson Green
And white is shite
Jace Lewis
Because it’s a meme you fucking moron. Do you seriously think he waited there that long?
Isaiah Collins
Wow great story!!
Logan Sullivan
Black men don not care about taking care of baby
Thomas Carter
edginess is lazy comedy
Jacob Reed
John Jenkins
Ian Collins
Landon Cooper
Jason Rivera
Samuel Sanchez
It's because that's his son
he did the exact same thing and his son is caught in the cycle
Brody Howard
Facebookfag, but still got a chuckle out of me.
Eli Reyes
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound
Gabriel Morales
never did read this wall of text before, usually quit right after beta loser. Anything any good in it?
Michael Bennett
Nice
Kevin Howard
Idk why but I lost. Lol.
Thomas Smith
Thx for translating this into Australian
Robert Jenkins
no, it's entirely and deliberately unfunny.
Jason Perry
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep
Josiah Martin
thanks bro
Andrew Mitchell
4
Cooper Nguyen
3
Jaxon Young
2
Austin Wood
13
Caleb Allen
That's my number.
Ian Ward
I lost at this user thank you
Cooper Cox
Pedo
Brody Anderson
Lol
Juan Thomas
David Taylor
This isn’t funny, just hot
Jaxon Allen
Zachary Parker
50
Ryan Anderson
I wish I could go back in time and be again as fresh and new as you user
Caleb Mitchell
Smc
Blake Wilson
Fuck you you fucking nigger faggot
Anthony Martin
lost
Parker Cruz
im pretty sure he did it because of that sandwich picture
Jacob Cox
Here it is, a groove. Slightly transformed
Sebastian Howard
My post will end in 9
Ryder White
and yellow means their penis is a little fellow
Kevin Brooks
Jaxon Evans
Mmmm
Nolan Price
RIP
Aaron Gutierrez
Caucasians age like raisins
Connor Phillips
the meme says he did
Brayden Rodriguez
Sorry kid, he got unexpectedly quarantine in China
Eli Barnes
...
Ethan Powell
source on that hentai?
Hunter Wright
Grayson Moore
Jason Gomez
Aaron Jones
Look at the facts bro. His arm ain't even atrophied
Mason Lewis
Jace Lopez
Probably an imaginary number on Yuka.