You have ONE wish

Respect sounds fun, people listen to you, changing and owning the world makes you a god.
It leads to infinite blowjobs so why not

I want to be the God

All niggers back in africa permanently.

Eternal happiness please

> pseudophilosophical

Let's review the disadvantages
> Body still ages
> Those you love die constantly
> Life loses meaning since death isn't a threat
> Government will track you down
> You CAN'T get laid if you're 1,246,003 years old since everyone is too young for you
> Nobody can relate to you and will bore you with their temporary problems
> Connections become meaningless as shortly that person will leave you
> Memory loss

Shall I continue?

I would have mind control over all living things. Everyone and every living thing has to do my bidding..

probably some omnipotent power to do anything. Dr.manhattan style start fixing.
Destroy any remnants of any terrorist organizations/ killers and gangs.
Solve word hunger completely.
Fix climate change.
Teleportation comes handy at brining space minerals and riches to earth and exploration of the universe.

He has infinite wishes.
All of these things can be solved with wishes.

>omnipotence
>fixing world hunger.
That's endearing.

I wish my son will be happier than me.