You have ONE wish

trips of truth

It would sort the wheat from the chaff

Immortality

one 6-year term limit with zero outside lobbying for every elected official

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Lol oh one of you people.

First off, that's pseudophilisophical horse shit that you got from a movie somewhere where someone said "I wouldn't want to live forever because blah blah"

Second, you have infinite wishes. If you really can't figure out how to have fun with that then what the hell else are you gonna do that is fun? Shit, you could seriously just wish to have fun with everything you do forever and problem solved. What's the alternative anyway? Wishing to be able to fly or something? That's gonna get boring in like 10 minutes.

That nothing internally can set me back anymore.

There is only one answer to this, immortality, when you are eternal everything else will come to you eventualy

Read minds.

I wish that this wish will not be fulfilled.

But without powers of your own you are at the mercy of anything that comes along. Say earth gets destroyed, now you're floating around in space. Say someone puts you in a suit case and you can't unzip it from the inside. You'd have to wait until someone got curious.

Respect sounds fun, people listen to you, changing and owning the world makes you a god.
It leads to infinite blowjobs so why not

I want to be the God

All niggers back in africa permanently.

Eternal happiness please

> pseudophilosophical

Let's review the disadvantages
> Body still ages
> Those you love die constantly
> Life loses meaning since death isn't a threat
> Government will track you down
> You CAN'T get laid if you're 1,246,003 years old since everyone is too young for you
> Nobody can relate to you and will bore you with their temporary problems
> Connections become meaningless as shortly that person will leave you
> Memory loss

Shall I continue?

I would have mind control over all living things. Everyone and every living thing has to do my bidding..

probably some omnipotent power to do anything. Dr.manhattan style start fixing.
Destroy any remnants of any terrorist organizations/ killers and gangs.
Solve word hunger completely.
Fix climate change.
Teleportation comes handy at brining space minerals and riches to earth and exploration of the universe.

He has infinite wishes.
All of these things can be solved with wishes.

>omnipotence
>fixing world hunger.
That's endearing.

I wish my son will be happier than me.

wish to literally become God. boom, can have anything and do anything after that.

You worry about his happiness.
He’ll be happier than you. Good luck, user.

I wish my Mom was still alive... I miss her.

I’m so sorry user.

Admittedly the transhumanists already worked out that you would be fine to live forever.

I wish that i will actually be accepted into the French Foreign Legion

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Why do you assume all of those disadvantages are a thing? Did you forget, yet again, that I wished for infinite wishes and can do and have anything I want whenever I want? How is it possible that you thought about it enough to come up with all of those consequences and didn't realize they are completely irrelevant. And yes, it is pseudophilisophical for that very reason. You're taking some kind of stance about something you haven't really thought out.

My body will never get old because I will wish it to be so
I can wish those I love not to die, or I can store them on a shelf in stasis forever, fuck it.
Life does not lose meaning just because death isn't a threat. That's like saying video games aren't fun because you can't really die. It's just that "life" would become less stressful and more like a game.
Government? PFFFFFFFFFFt Good luck after the army of monsters I wish for destroys them
Can't get laid because I'm old? Pls, I'm in my 30s and fucked a 19 year old just a month ago. I'm good on that.
Nobody relates to me already. You are a perfect example. Why would I care? I'm all powerful, I'd be to you what you would be to an ant, there is no need to relate.
Connections can matter forever as long as I remember them fondly and assign meaning to them.
Do I really need to explain that I can just wish for a notepad to write things down and remember them?

Please do continue, I'd love to keep pointing out how all of your negatives can be magically circumvented using magic.

Nobel, and deserves to have come true.

i wish sars cov 2 spreads to brazillian bat popultions and jumps up to a +80% cfr so that this lockdown is actually justified

That one's easy. No human being is capable of lying in any shape or form. Now imagine the fun when Jews have to admit the truth about themselves.

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Change all hooknosed kikes, to rats.

Yes but the wishes can be loopholes too.

He can have infinite wishes, but only use one every century or every millennia. Maybe the wishes don't work immediately? Maybe they wear off? All I know is if you try to find loopholes, people retaliate with their own loopholes.

I wish I could send you a hearty, warm, genuine hug via mail.

I wish you the best.

I wish I was an all powerful wizard

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>gets wish granted for immortality
>decide to climb Everest because why the fuck not
>avalanche
>get buried under 100 feet of snow, rock and ice
>for tens of thousands of years in complete darkness and cold because immortal
>frozen solid with hundreds of broken bones
>ice packed in your mouth, ears, eyes, nostrils but alive and aware, cant even scratch your own ass
>global warming finally releases you, it's quite hot actually
>humanity has made the planet uninhabitable
>all life dead, except you because immortal in the sweltering 400 degree heat
>skin melts off, unimaginable pain, starvation, dehydration, screaming heat
but you're still alive, no one left to hear your screams of pain

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That's something you need to stipulate in the rules, now you're just moving the goal post to ruin wishes that you didn't think of pre-emptively ruining. Plus, I already said if infinite wishes are a no-go then I'd wish for the power to grant my own wishes.

Genie trickery is stupid anyway, since you can argue semantics with just about anything. So if that's the case I wouldn't make a wish at all, because I'm just going to be fucked by it, and that's even more boring imo. If I had to though I'd just make that same wish for infinite wishes on the condition that the wishes happen exactly the way I want them to.

I didn't wish for immortality, I wished for infinite wishes. Nice fanfic though

I wish for OP's rules to be null and void. The rest of you fuckers better wish for good shit.

If you can't get infinite wishes, it would have to be eternal youth. You're quite likely to live forever, means when you save up enough money from working that the interest alone can sustain you...you never HAVE to work again.

Eternal panacea for all.

I wish to end time, space, the universe, all universes and all dimensions. If there's a god, eliminate him too.
>Fuck this gay everything.

jokes on the niggers, with the IQ reduced 60%,the average will still be higher than Detroit's

No killing

I would wish that I couldn't die until I consciously chose to.

I'd wish for some weed right now, and I mean this precise minute. We're in lock down in Melbourne Australia. Didnt have the cash to buy weed before it kicked in. Since Im a musician that earns mostly cash from gigs and busking-it will be many weeks till I get any money. Not elegible for Centrelink since my partner earns enough to support us both-- wont get any government handouts for the same reason. She wont pay for my weed.
Fark I need a joint.
Fark you all.

I wish Venus wasn’t a hell world but instead a true sister planet to earth with oceans and vegetation and breathable atmosphere so that we could move half our population there as homesteaders and free up shit here. Also it would accelerate space travel for us

I wish that every time I read a book, watch a movie, or play a game it feels like the first time again regardless of how well I know said piece of fiction.

>Unlimited wishes
>Wish to undo the limitations on "No killing, no changing the past, No money, No Sex"
>Wish to have ability to live forever with no aging effects
>Wish to be indestructible
>Wish to alter reality to my will
>Wish to turn OP into a giant floating monkey asshole
>Wish OP shot into the sun

>All animal sounds are now replaced with "NIGGER"

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more wishes

No niggers