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Ylyl
Justin Ortiz
Liam Torres
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across Yas Forums, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the Yas Forums shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
Jackson Garcia
Well i have a friend who can hack into the cia database, groups that dont even have names and shit, he showed me videos of the military testing alien ships, actual alien bodies, secret high power weapons, anti-matter bombs, teleportation stuff. any of you ever heard of monoatomic gold? stuff is being used to create super soldiers, is resistant to gravity, superconductive. but the military and our government deny it has any viable uses and do not regulate the distribution or creation of it because ofwhat it can do. ive actually seen this shit. no idea how to access it, but thqnkfully my roommate is a huge nerd and he showed me. really had a hard time believing this shit, but if any of you had actually seen this you would shit your pants. this is 100% real. and think of all the shit i didnt see. amazing. oh and i saw military ocean topography over the marianas trench that shows 3 HUGE underwater bases. if you know what your doing you can find out anything on the deep web. fuck all the gore and kiddy porn. find out what the fuck is going to happen to all of us in a few years. not a pretty thing whatsoever. were all in for a shit storm whether anybody likes it or not. believe.what you want, but i know what i saw and read.
Grayson Martinez
Nolan Brooks
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jace Walker
Jordan Gray
Ryder Watson
Zachary Carter
Daniel Diaz
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound