Ylyl
Coronachan edition
Ylyl
Daniel Sanders
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Grayson Barnes
John, haha. Where did you find this one?!
Brayden Russell
where do you come up with this stuff Karen?
Blake Scott
Sheeeeeit
Charles Lee
Evan Ward
Brandon Scott
Wyatt Collins
A 7 Year old drew this to remind us to wash hands during corona crisis.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Jayden Sullivan
Xavier Martinez
Parker Robinson
Joseph Ross
Jack Diaz
Jacob Jones
Christian Miller
William Harris
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yas Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yas Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Joshua Anderson
Parker Green
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Henry Morales
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! if you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your tray, bring your timer, bring your wife! WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! Because at Big Bill Hell, you're about six ways from Sunday. Take a hike to Big Bill Hell, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, that's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss 60 feet straight up and not get wet, you get no downpayment! Don't wait, don't delay, DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and I'd better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell's Cars, all the wares the filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland, GUARANTEED!
Aiden Garcia
Justin Ortiz
Liam Torres
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across Yas Forums, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the Yas Forums shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
Jackson Garcia
Well i have a friend who can hack into the cia database, groups that dont even have names and shit, he showed me videos of the military testing alien ships, actual alien bodies, secret high power weapons, anti-matter bombs, teleportation stuff. any of you ever heard of monoatomic gold? stuff is being used to create super soldiers, is resistant to gravity, superconductive. but the military and our government deny it has any viable uses and do not regulate the distribution or creation of it because ofwhat it can do. ive actually seen this shit. no idea how to access it, but thqnkfully my roommate is a huge nerd and he showed me. really had a hard time believing this shit, but if any of you had actually seen this you would shit your pants. this is 100% real. and think of all the shit i didnt see. amazing. oh and i saw military ocean topography over the marianas trench that shows 3 HUGE underwater bases. if you know what your doing you can find out anything on the deep web. fuck all the gore and kiddy porn. find out what the fuck is going to happen to all of us in a few years. not a pretty thing whatsoever. were all in for a shit storm whether anybody likes it or not. believe.what you want, but i know what i saw and read.
Grayson Martinez
Nolan Brooks
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jace Walker
Jordan Gray
Ryder Watson
Zachary Carter
Daniel Diaz
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound
Jaxson Foster
Lucas Cooper
Parker Price
Jackson Ramirez
lost
Nolan Brown
Wtf is this pasta it's been here forever and it was never even funny
Brandon Allen
>She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.”
lost
Gabriel Edwards
More porn of Corona-chan please!! I want to cum to this cute pandemic!
Cooper Carter
lowest common denominator as a culture
Bentley Cooper
Stop replying to it
Adrian Martin
The neighbor
Tyler Williams
Leo Torres
William Diaz
William Taylor
Kayden Edwards
Ayden Phillips
Jackson Davis
Jack Clark
Gabriel Johnson
lost goddammit
Colton Brown
Zachary Anderson
Tyler Bennett
How is he keeping the bag pressurized? Or is it sealed tight and he is slowly killing himself by oxygen deprivation?
Nathaniel Moore
Bentley Reed
Nathan King
Somewhere, some person finds this funny. I'm not that person.
Angel Nguyen
lost
Thomas Peterson
This isn't "you fap, you lose".
Nathan Gray
New pasta
Eli Powell
that smile, thats where all the trouble started
Blake King
Lmao. Trumpvoters deserve what is coming to them.
Carter Kelly
Jacob Rivera
Yup