"hello sir, I brought your pizza."

SUCC BENTIS

why does Yas Forums always assume a girl in an OP post is a guy

can't we just jerk off to a hot bitch without you fags desperately wanting them to be male

wat

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ask her why the fuck she opened my pizza box

cuz she adds the fresh sausage right before you eat it.

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What kind of moron would be willing to pay $11.99 for a fucking medium pizza?

what if I want her special ranch dressing?

added
would you like to add a decadent chocolate fudge lava cake?

No.

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