>"hello sir, I brought your pizza."
>"that'll be 11.99 plus tip."
>wat do?
"hello sir, I brought your pizza."
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Nathan Myers
Put her on the table and shove a 20 up her ass
Carson Cook
tip 20%
Christian Lee
Nice trips but doesn't change shit thread
Owen Perry
I pay the lady and eat the pizza I've been waiting for.
Daniel Cook
keep your corona filth away from my home
Nolan Harris
rape
Asher Ross
Its a trap but id cum in its mouth
Landon Jackson
Ask her if her boss actually approved of her appearance in accordance with her work policy
Anthony Cruz
Knock her out for putting pineapple on my pepperoni pizza
Lincoln Martin
>tip
also chekd
Leo Ramirez
This fucker got trips...
Christopher Howard
Tip her 7"
Adrian Allen
Get a $5 Hot n Ready from Little Caesar's instead. $11.99 my ass
Tyler Watson
Give her 15 16 dollars, take the pizza, eat the pizza, move on with your life
Justin Jackson
no one ever says plus tip
Easton Price
>put HER on the table and shove a 20 up HER ass
>mfw
Tyler Walker
Tip him $7.77 and shove my cock down his throat
Jackson Butler
Thanks man here's $1
Julian Cox
pineapple actually works well with pepperoni and most meats.
not a fan of it in general but it just works with meat pizzas, especially with certain meats.
Pepperoni not as much because its fairly oily but it still works with it.
Parker Johnson
Make sweet and tender love to her while softly whispering romance into her ear letting her know I care for her beyond simple carnal attraction and would share my life and soul with her.
Kevin Bailey
Play base music and say can I pay in another way
William Wood
Well, first off that's a goddamn 5 dollar pizza from little ceasers.
Levi Long
>boring
Pay $16. Then kidnap and rape. mfw got the $16 back plus tip.
Brayden Roberts
I think you misspelled him
Landon Peterson
Observed
>Lady
Doubt it
Robert Bennett
fuck him in the ass
Aiden Taylor
>Thinking that they will bring your order like this
This is how the local cafe brought my order
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Hunter Baker
You're assuming we care.
Adrian Williams
lmao
Wyatt Smith
SUCC BENTIS
Charles Cox
why does Yas Forums always assume a girl in an OP post is a guy
can't we just jerk off to a hot bitch without you fags desperately wanting them to be male
Grayson Baker
wat
Colton Gutierrez
ask her why the fuck she opened my pizza box
Charles Brooks
cuz she adds the fresh sausage right before you eat it.
Brody Gutierrez
he*
Nicholas Cooper
What kind of moron would be willing to pay $11.99 for a fucking medium pizza?
Jacob Bailey
what if I want her special ranch dressing?
Bentley Flores
added
would you like to add a decadent chocolate fudge lava cake?
Charles Robinson
No.
Cooper Ramirez
how about some twisted garlic knots or 10 wings (bone-in /bone-out)?
Henry Thompson
Nigger thats because it IS a guy you fucking faggot.
Look up "Sneaky pizza sivir cosplay"
Imagine being this retarded about what a woman looks like.
Connor James
>why does Yas Forums always assume a girl in an OP post is a guy
occam's razor
Josiah Cox
I'll go for some garlic knots but ixnay on the wings.
Adam Brown
that is a $5 hot n ready, this bitch is ripping us off
Wyatt Lewis
Sauce?
Jonathan Howard
Name & vids?
Mason Martinez
commit war crimes on behalf of infralapsarianism
Levi Diaz
unzips his dicks
Lucas Jackson
pay 11.99 i am not some fucking mutt from the USA.
Michael Adams
you may enter
Isaiah Murphy
>her
Jacob Barnes
>not a mut bro I swear
Julian Robinson
WHERE'S THE LID TO MY PIZZA BOX YOU FUCKING BITCH WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY FOOD
Joshua Murphy
we dialectic now
Gabriel Mitchell
ummm this is not what i ordered....wait....yes it is. my apologies.
Sebastian Collins
balls deep
Camden Hill
She's in my house. I can only think I've offered her weed.
Bentley Stewart
his face
Brandon Martinez
kek off by 1
Gavin Flores
>give her $12 but before giving it to her I cough on the money and then I awkwardly say, "lol I don't have Corona bruh"
Jonathan Lee
Stone Cold