I really have no idea why i'm asking Yas Forums for serious advice...

lol I came on in my ex's shoes that she would wear with no socks and inside some of her sweaters. Oh, and on her tooth brush.

My gods, I'd be so relieved.
We'd work out a divorce.

this.
go be like this guy,
youtube.com/watch?v=T4zCtDMlTns

Try to talk about it? If you're a religious, you know whats the deal. Marriage is something that IDEALLY should be unbroken. Even if you have a divorce, you'll be linked by something.

If you arent religious, I guess it goes the same. Talk about it.

Move on, or dwell in suffering, probably

Try to get her to try an open relationship. Set up cameras around the house, catch her fucking other dudes, get a divorce claiming she cheated.

This guy gets it. They have no qualms about destroying your life if they feel even slightly wronged. My ex had me thrown in jail and moved out of state with my son.

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>Hide all your assets. Wait a year and a day, file divorce papers.
divorcefag here. this is very good advice. in fact, there's a lot of good advice ITT. any assets you try to move immediately prior to filing will be discovered and the judge will see you as being a dirtbag and give her everything. if you do it a year before, you're in pretty good shape. better yet, pay an attorney for an hour to discuss this and make your plans.