bottom one:
Tasha, I can smell you
bottom one:
Tasha, I can smell you
May I massage your feet?
batman could beat superman
yeah, so could goku
I was going to suggest something along those lines, like maybe "Susan, I have your missing shoes."
>hey, your heart is outside your body and floating above your chest cavity look i'm pointing at it
>patricia, you have chest pain because your heart is literally missing. call for help. NO, NOT HUMAN RESOURCES, CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE
>it's her turn
>i have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton
i support public breastfeeding
>guacamole nigga penis
>i love you
"Hi Susan!"
"Hi Susan!"
top - good afternoon i hate women
bottom - good evening i hate women