What do they say Yas Forums?
What do they say Yas Forums?
Michael Phillips
Charles Williams
fuck niggers
Dylan Collins
Eyy baby, lets play "Hide-The-Dick" later..
Aiden Scott
Both of them say "I have a massive cock"
Henry Cooper
Hello Susan, Excellent work you did on that report. You truly are an asset to our team.
I CRAVE YOUR BLOOD. I WANT TO WEAR YOUR SKIN!!!!
Carson Hughes
>top comic
Hey babe, tonight you are going to suck my cock
>bottom comic
Achtually, it's not Linux, it's GNU/Linux, Linux is just a kernel...
Carson Thompson
Hey Tasha, I had a nice weekend with you.
Hey Tasha, did you have a nice holiday?
Jackson Collins
traps aren't gay
Christopher Walker
I hate niggers
I love niggers
Joshua Roberts
Top, hey, nice to see you, your new hairstyle looks great.
Bottom, hey, nice to see you, your new hairstyle looks great
John Moore
bottom one:
Tasha, I can smell you
Henry Martin
May I massage your feet?
Aaron Barnes
batman could beat superman
yeah, so could goku
Nicholas Flores
I was going to suggest something along those lines, like maybe "Susan, I have your missing shoes."
Eli Nelson
>hey, your heart is outside your body and floating above your chest cavity look i'm pointing at it
>patricia, you have chest pain because your heart is literally missing. call for help. NO, NOT HUMAN RESOURCES, CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE
Grayson Murphy
>it's her turn
>i have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton
Ryan Lewis
i support public breastfeeding
Nicholas Cox
>guacamole nigga penis
>i love you
Jack Rivera
"Hi Susan!"
"Hi Susan!"
Caleb Wilson
top - good afternoon i hate women
bottom - good evening i hate women
Cooper Nguyen
bottom guy: Susan take a bath already. Your ass reeks.
Hudson Sullivan
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Owen Stewart
kek
Ethan Peterson
top - wanna go for a drink?
bottom - i'm just saying, we live in a society
Levi Young
Good morning, Susan. You did great on the presentation yesterday.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cameron Wood
Anyone else have problems with female co-workers who wear too much granny perfume?
Jayden Roberts
show Bobs and Vagene please
Jonathan Gomez
"I took them to Disney world!"
"DIDNY WORLD?"
Ryan Wilson
Top: "Hey Mary, how about I cum all over your face in the breakroom?"
Bottom: "Hey Mary, sorry to bother you. Do you have a report of this quarter's revenue?"
Xavier Baker
>SeeS
>SooS
Gabriel Nelson
Hey
Hey
Wyatt Smith
hehe this
Angel Clark
>Software as a Service, Susan
>"SASS", Susan
Zachary Taylor
>Nippon
>Japan
Chase Wilson
>I chose Charmander
>I chose Bulbasaur
Adrian Price
Sorry for the shit edit, woke up seconds ago & doing the still in bed morning Yas Forums.
>Imagine phoneposting
Dominic Hughes
Wtf, that should be kept away from the office. Maybe if everyone is fine sure but some employees may be allergic what's with your company policy?
Josiah Brooks
>The vowels are "A", "E", "I", "O", and "U"
>And sometimes "Y"
Carter Harris
Top: Hi
Bottom: Hi
Eli Phillips
Christian Jenkins
>Cookies and Nookie?
>Netflix and Chill?
Nicholas Brown
top - "Jean Paul Valley was an interesting Batman, in order to explore the depth of the character. He wasn't the best Batman, but something the story line needed."
bottom - "Why doesn't Batman just kill The Joker?"
Colton Mitchell
>I just use PornHub
>I pay for commissions
Connor Myers
>Hi, Susan
>Hi, I'm committing a crime right now
Sebastian Long
"No, I feel fine."
"COUGH COUGH COUGH"
Jaxon Murphy
lol
Carson Brown
"Hey Susan, check it out. I invented an ugly robot, and it's gonna tell you how I feel about you."
"Hi, I'm the ugly robot and you're an ugly bitch who should fuck off."
Carson Jenkins
cute
Jordan Robinson
Hey I had a great time getting to know you last night. I’d love to do it again soon.
(Breathing heavily after walking 15 feet to her cubical.) I thought you said you’d never date a co-worker, Tonya? I’m so sick of this bull shit. I’m gonna laugh when Jared drugs and tapes you, because he looks like he would. I’m so sick of the way the world works. All women are whores. You’re a whore, Tonya. You made a big mistake because I’m a nice guy!
Chase Scott
top: "Hey baby, I got this tan just for you"
bottom: "LARD!!!"
Jaxson Sanchez
I'm rubbing one out thinking about your little sister's tight pussy right now.
Luke Phillips
Top: Want to go outside?
Bottom: I'm a jannie on Yas Forums and i like my job.
Jaxon Watson
Top: Hey, you're new haircut looks really nice and I like how you coordinated your outfit today. It's snazzy. Thanks for brightening up the office.
Bottom: Can I borrow a stapler?
Hudson Green
Clever and wholesome.
Jack Flores
Nolan Hernandez
>the phenomenon of slavery as an institution was necessary in order to keep the economy circulating at a sustainable level, ensuring the united states survived long enough in order to use soft and hard power to install values of democracy and freedom in countries all over the world.
>Slavery is big gay
Nolan Brown
Easton Martinez
>i hate white people, and that somehow, by purely convenient coincidence, doesn't apply to me
>i don't know, i don't really hate any race, and i'm not anti-black or anti-white
Luis Gomez
Xavier Jackson
"I'll give you a promotion if you suck my dick baby, god i love my mirror and the guy standing in it."
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"Hey I just wanted to let you know we only have 4 fingers on our hands which is not anatomically correct. *rips a giant fucking fart* oh man this ones gonna smell cus i had some extra spice on my 10 burritos last night *brrrrrt* oh man i'll just leave this here for you, bask in the ambiance bitch."
Asher Brown
Lost
Brayden Rodriguez