THIS IS NO LONGER FUNNY. I ACTUALLY NEED TOILET PAPER

People always talk about this like it's a simple solution. But how the fuck are you cleaning out the shit? With a poopoo washcloth or your fucking hand like an Indian?
Most people don't have detachable high-pressure shower heads for makeshift bidets if that's your answer

I just miss eggs. Haven't seen those delicious motherfuckers anywhere in weeks

>just miss eggs

Same, always fucking empty. When I get to the store it's just emtpy carts

Get a hotel room. Ask for shit paper every couple hours. They should you paid fornit

TAKE A SHOWER

Now seems like a good time to work on self improvement, user. Maybe up that to twice a week.

wait really? where ya at

nice meem from 4 years ago

California. Eggs, chicken, canned goods always out of stock within an hour or two of opening. There are still lines to go shopping. Some stores have a cop or two in front

AZ has fuck ton of eggs