more pics of her? getting fucked preferably
Gf doesn't pay rent, doesn't put out enough, barely cooks or cleans. Suggest lulzy ways to break up with her...
Jordan Cook
Jaxson Jenkins
Walk around the house coughing a lot.
Jacob Cruz
Tell her you have coronavirus and she has to leave. Because you will have it soon anyway.
Caleb Carter
Give her herpes, blame her for it, and use that as a reason to kick her out. Cheating bitch.
Nathan Smith
Talk to her like an adult and explain how you feel tactfully.
Gavin Diaz
Ever thought about not being such a pussy and just kick her out? You deserve it, faggot. Be a man.
Caleb Rogers
Make sure you didn't have her living there for so long that she's legally able to be considered a housemate or member of that household. Idk where you are but some places are fucky with that shit and won't let you legally kick her out
Parker Jenkins
>get a leather jacket. get 2 friends also in leather jackets
>maybe greese up your hair and put it in a pomp
>change the locks and wait for her to come home
>tell her you cant be with her anymore because you're a tunnelsnake now
>proceed to have you and your two friends shout TUNNEL SNAKES RULE repeatedly
my friend broke up with a landwhale he was with this way.
Brayden Thompson
A few old ones
Nolan White
No you didn't, you cried like a little bitch