Gf doesn't pay rent, doesn't put out enough, barely cooks or cleans. Suggest lulzy ways to break up with her. Pic related.
Gf doesn't pay rent, doesn't put out enough, barely cooks or cleans. Suggest lulzy ways to break up with her...
Henry Davis
Oliver Rivera
Ask her to marry you
Joshua Diaz
Is she paying with that pasty lil anus of yours? Then get a few more rounds off before you boot her.
You have to be creative with excuses Aono. Something involving the circus is still comedy.
Ryder Cooper
Kys
Andrew King
Hire a pack of niggers to rape her.
Then upload the video to pornhub.
Brandon Bennett
dubs say you have to initiate a calm and respectful conversation with her about your issues
Asher Ross
Have her walk in on you and another man having sex.
Kayden Cox
reroll just once before i go to bed
Hunter Jones
Wait til she goes out somewhere, pack all her shit up and leave it out on the doorstep. Don't mention a thing to her in the time being. Change locks. Wait for her to come home. Hilarity ensues.
I did this to a cheating GF one time, even changed my wifi to "GetTheFuckOutOfHereYouCheatingSlut"
Jacob Hill
You basically described %90 of women. Either deal with it like a simp or tell her to kick rocks.