Gf doesn't pay rent, doesn't put out enough, barely cooks or cleans. Suggest lulzy ways to break up with her...

more pics of her? getting fucked preferably

Walk around the house coughing a lot.

Tell her you have coronavirus and she has to leave. Because you will have it soon anyway.

Give her herpes, blame her for it, and use that as a reason to kick her out. Cheating bitch.

Talk to her like an adult and explain how you feel tactfully.

Ever thought about not being such a pussy and just kick her out? You deserve it, faggot. Be a man.

Make sure you didn't have her living there for so long that she's legally able to be considered a housemate or member of that household. Idk where you are but some places are fucky with that shit and won't let you legally kick her out

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>get a leather jacket. get 2 friends also in leather jackets
>maybe greese up your hair and put it in a pomp
>change the locks and wait for her to come home
>tell her you cant be with her anymore because you're a tunnelsnake now
>proceed to have you and your two friends shout TUNNEL SNAKES RULE repeatedly

my friend broke up with a landwhale he was with this way.

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A few old ones

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No you didn't, you cried like a little bitch

she looks like a fucking ayylmao

Harsh, hilarious

i was one of the friends shouting along in that scenario. she was psycotic though so its understandable. threatened to cut his PC wires so they'd "spend more time together" and all that shit.

maybe it wouldn't have happened if you'd stopped referring to your sister as "GF"
amajusayin

I'm stuck in a similar situation with my girlfriend, is dating truly trying to morph your girl into those roles or dating into you find a woman who does it naturally?

Keep her in cage

Do not procreate

Believe what you want, anonymous

Introduce her to your new girlfriend

Lol we're abstinant for that reason, not jiving with abortion but not trying to have a kid unless we're both confident

eat all the benefit fruits, veggies, and supplements, dont cum for like a week or so, and take like 75 mg of viagra beforehand and initiate rough violent sex and say that if she wants to stay either she helps out more, gets a job/pays rent, or gets used to putting out that much on an every-other-day basis if not more, as well as other ""favours"". She night not realise how useless she is til she's shown what not useless is

Bonus points if you cover her in hickeys and bruises and coom inside, or make a proper mess of her.

Bonus bonus points if you record as much of it as you can, or the aftermath at least, and upload it here or on PH

Condoms exist

Put the lease in her name then move

This

Not gonna risk it, I got my hand. We break the abstinence every now and then.

fucking fat fuck, dont complain..

Spell “bye” with ur cum on her ass. Take a picture . Show her . “You don’t do anything barely in this house” “you have to leave”.

I was going to ask if you would consider selling her to me but then I saw

she’s fucking another dude and just using you for shelter. let me guess, everytime you bring up sex she’s either to tired, hasn’t showered, or on her period. common excuses for a common whore

Do you guys not find her attractive?
Like maybe not with someone else's dick inside her but shes not bad

post more pics then

I like the way this guy thinks

What’s the difference between her and a lazy roommate?

I guess you have history with one? IDK

A lazy roommate isn’t sucking your dick, dumbass.

That wasn't me but sure. Here's from when we were first fucking

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Not OP

Wouldnt let her stay rent free without back payment (does dishes/cleaning, uses her money for something, does stuff for me) but that's a body I would allow a discount for

If she has a job but just doesnt pay rent, get her to buy groceries. If she doesnt have a job, get her to do the housework. Dont just dump her because she's lazy, teach her not to be.

If you've just gotten annoyed about it, youre the one with the bigger issue here, not her, and if she doesnt try on her own, either help her/teach her, or ultimatum her about it... but dont just dump this on her, or dump her, over it.
If you just dont like her anymore, I get it, but just man up and say it

That doesn't show much of anything

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Well, what kind of rules did you lay down when she moved in with you??

probably " oh thank god im so lonely "

Play Doom Eternal.
Tell her to GTFO.
Women are temporary.
Doom is Eternal

rerolling for the user who needed to sleep

Do a kickflip then say
>bet ya can't do that bitch
Skate away with her belongings and put them in the street then ollie over the pile.

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She nasty. Move on.

Dank

this kek

Move out when she's not home and change your name and all your contact info before settling in a new country. Lulz as fuck.
Bonus if you leave a note informing her you decided you are gay after being with her

Kill her haha

Lazy roommates pay rent

I just read the whole thread and this is the winner

That’s perfect

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