Yas Forums how do I commit a murder

>I’m using a 10 dollar flip phone on Mc Donald WiFi which I will be destroying
>he thinks this will slow down any investigation

lol

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You know what’s worse than committing murder? Typing a post as long as you did on a flip phone, connected to McDonald’s WiFi.

Also, I love how you said that you wanted to kill a random person, when every person Patrick Bateman killed was carefully chosen and done with precision.

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Especially when he's probably on camera at the aforementioned McDonald's on the phone.

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I connected it with a keyboard

Not going to be hard to find. Just look for the only fucktard with a flip phone.

lol XD

Late at night, when theyre sleeping, sneak 1 or 20 tigers into their car, so when they go to work in the morning....

I always thought Yas Forums threads were deleted.