Yas Forums how do I commit a murder
and get away with it
I am talking about killing a random person especially a women
by the way
this is “hypothetical”
Don’t add “don’t post on Yas Forums“ because I’m using a 10 dollar flip phone on Mc Donald WiFi which I will be destroying
Yas Forums how do I commit a murder
Jason Lewis
Sebastian Scott
FBI in 3 2 1
Xavier Martin
Mods
Angel Wood
Just kill yourself. It's easier.
Lucas Garcia
I remember I need to delete my search history
Christian Russell
Just kill yourself instead. Its easier.
Camden Edwards
>hypothetical
>using a 10 dollar flip phone on McDonald Wifi which I will be destroying.
Sure you are, faggot.
Isaac Anderson
The answer is in your post. If you can't figure out what I mean by that, you're probably not smart enough to get away with it anyway.
Owen Howard
>especially a women
Your grammar is trash. Just put on a wig and a nice pair of heels and kill yourself.
Carter Brown
Bullshit. Where’d you find a flip phone?
Josiah Fisher
>I’m using a 10 dollar flip phone on Mc Donald WiFi which I will be destroying
>he thinks this will slow down any investigation
lol
Jayden Rivera
You know what’s worse than committing murder? Typing a post as long as you did on a flip phone, connected to McDonald’s WiFi.
Also, I love how you said that you wanted to kill a random person, when every person Patrick Bateman killed was carefully chosen and done with precision.
Jordan Cox
eBay
Elijah Torres
Especially when he's probably on camera at the aforementioned McDonald's on the phone.
Charles Brooks
Yas Forums posts are archived
Nathaniel Long
I connected it with a keyboard
Juan Campbell
Not going to be hard to find. Just look for the only fucktard with a flip phone.
Lucas Hall
lol XD
Matthew Murphy
Late at night, when theyre sleeping, sneak 1 or 20 tigers into their car, so when they go to work in the morning....
Aiden Hall
I always thought Yas Forums threads were deleted.
Ayden Moore
Connected to a keyboard now.
Landon Jenkins
Cough on them.
>covid19
Matthew Johnson
No cameras at the mc donalds
Dominic King
OH SHIT GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?!?
Thomas Sullivan
I am prepared
Evan Reyes
Sure you did, faggot
Ryan Young
train your dog to push someone down a flight of stairs. Implying that the staircase is long enough they will probably perish.
Carson Torres
This thing looks like it might physically exist. Does it?
Aiden King
Lucas Nguyen
Every McDonald's has a camera. R u fucking retarded?
Joshua Williams
hes a funny nigger monitoring the thread,.
some city nigger that can go die.
Jordan Price
Oliver Rogers
Logan Smith
So, you're in Ukraine?
Thomas Stewart
Complete stranger, work alone, never go back to the scene of the crime. There's more to it than that, but those are the big parts.
And it's those three things that most murderers are incapable of doing.
Grayson Bell
Asher Flores
look at you, a little angry loser who wanna kill women because he can't get laid. If you're gonna murder people, at least have some principles. Like kill people who deserve it, or kill to prove a point, don't kill because you're an angry chimp homie. Channel your destructive impulses into post-modern art murders.
Or kill furries. You'll probably get away with that no matter what you do.
Elijah Parker
Connor Allen
Benjamin Hughes
Modern art sucks
Mason Hall
Lincoln Smith
Use a drone with a gun attached.
Jaxson Davis
No shitty run down southern town
Parker Butler
Brandon Hughes
Juan Hall
No I checked this is a shitty southern town
Evan Torres
Kevin Jackson
Benjamin Carter
Weak bait
Carter Garcia
No more spider man
Zachary Ramirez
Asher Foster
Strong bait
Camden Peterson
Lincoln Rogers
Like the homeless guy in the alley?
William Clark
Samuel Myers
Best place to get away with murder in the U.S. is Florida 'Stand Your Ground".
Leo Mitchell
DON'T stab the victim to death away from cctv cameras and dump the body in the river, effectively washing away all dna evidence
Justin Peterson
Brandon Rodriguez
all a lie archived on a seperate site
Adam Nelson
Caleb Campbell
Christian Wood
I feel like the fact that every letter of every sentence you’ve typed is capitalized just proves you’re using a smartphone or something. You’re a potential murdererous psychopath, I refuse to believe you’d care enough about your life to have proper punctuation skills
Elijah Miller
Lincoln Scott
Why would you use wifi when the whole point of a flip phone is they are anonymous burners?
Why do you want to kill an innocent grill?
Why are you asking on a basket weaving forum?
You should probably just butt chugg a gallon of tequila and call it a day user.
Bentley Wilson
I mean i get that we all deal with the wu-flu in our own way, but planning murders is a bit excessive.
Cameron Lopez
all McDonald's have cameras, especially the shitty southern towns.
Josiah Rogers
Flip phones have auto correct
Isaac Kelly
This. Connecting to WiFi immediately compromises your device and gives up all feasible forms of identification
Xavier Evans
bump
Lincoln Perry
You’re too retarded to kill someone and get away with it.