Just fucked my first fat girl ama
Brought her over for a quarantine date, she looked nothing like her tinder pics but I wasn’t enough of a dick to say anything.
She got to drink so I said, fuck it never done this before but why not.
All in all not a horrible experience
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we've all speared a tinder whale
How fat she was
yep. you got fat fished.
it's alright bro, you still got laid and during a pandemic no less. fat girls normally excel at sucking dick so ask for that next time you hook up.
got a picture of her?
Fuck her roughly, pull hair and choke, basically rape fuck her, then bust inside her without asking if she's on the pill. She'll naturally be your submissive whore from then on.
She was probably over 200lbs solid belly but like 5 foot 9 or 10
She was a big girl
Yeah normally I’d ditch her at the bar we met at but due to corona she was already in my house
Not of what she actually looks like but if her camera angles and outdated photos
On the left, she was probably 30 lbs heavier than this pic not to mention she does A great job hiding her weight anyway plus she gained
she still looks cute. nothing wrong with that.
She nearly had a triple chin
But yes she has the makings of a cute girl she needs to put down the fork
that's too bad. was she nice tho? if so, might be a nice side piece once in a while.
eh i would smash
She was very sweet yes, nice girl
I did
looks to be one of those "fatter with small tits" types, was her ass at least big/round?
Too big
Lumpy I didn’t even want to try doggy
Fat chicks can be a great time. Lots of flab to grab on to. Like you can really grip the shit out of them anywhere and just go to pound town. Plus they’re so warm, especially their pussies.
you're kinda missing the point of the whole quarantine thing
Nobody ever said you can’t have people over in the privacy of your own home dipshit
You are a little bitch lol
As long as he doesn’t do it often and isn’t in contact with the elderly or immune compromised who cares.
OK, good for you, enjoy your fat slampiggy and choking viral death
Pussy bootlicker
>avoiding pussy because of quarantine makes you a "pussy bootlicker"
no, you are, dumbfuck
Scared faggot(s)
Me and one other person hanging out in my place not in contact with anyone else is not high risk. Fuck off
you don't know where she's been, who she's met with, you just fucking met her on tinder
if you get a fat chick who doesnt have a stinky rotten pussy then its not so bad. overall not as good as a hot skinny girl but worth the experience.
pussy bootlicker
you would rather have fat ugly pussy than be comfy under the blankets playing vidya
lmao virgin faggot
Dude my state has 300 cases out of 7+ million
I’ll be fine
Yeah unfortunately this morning when we fucked again there was a level of sweat/crotch stink which I wasn’t a fan or because of her extra weight
so she's a yo-yo. and right now she's yo-ing up.
heres a handy info graphic
>300 cases out of 7+ million
300 CONFIRMED, are you braindead?
20 days incubation period means that at least 15k people are infected in your state lmao you dummy
and every 5 days the number doubles, meaning in 5 days it will be 30k
lmao you dumb fat fucker
you come bragging with that?
>yawn
I’m a healthy man I’m not worried
Wow they really have the plebs running scared
That would be 2.25 people after 5 days
x2.25 = 5.06 people after 10 days
x2.25= 11.4 after 15
25.6 after 20
57.67 after 25 and
129 after 30
are you really bragging about fucking a fattie? lmao and on internet nonetheless,
don't you have any friends?
>Brought her over for a quarantine date
That's not how quarantine works
OP fucked a fatty and now he's bragging about it LMAO
>Just fucked my first fat girl
Coincidentally, it was also OP's first girl at all.
And if it's meant to say one person infects 0.25 people after 5 days for a total of 1.25:
1.25^6 = 3.8
>what is an asymptomatic carrier
Lmao
I’ve fucked dozens of women this is my first fat one and it was t so bad I thoug I’d share since I’m stuck alone with little else to do you salty fucks
if it was nothing to be afraid of, why have the largest economies in yurop risked total collapse to enforce social distancing?
You´re me
>20 days incubation
I love how this number swings so that they can keep this shit going
when it started, it was 10 days, then 14, now it's 20. can't wait for it to be as long as 6 months
lol kid you sound like a 16 year old faggot who just got his dick sucked by the school whale for the first time.
there is no perfect model host, peoples metabolisms vary
Okay pal, enough projecting
Boomers are afraid to die
I've done worse. I banged a whale and actually paid for it.
>be 24
>drunk as hell
>look on backpage, none of my normal girls are answering
>call random "BBW" with no pics
>she agrees to come, only 75 dollars for an hour
>calls me when she gets tehre, warns me "just so you know, i'm really big, are you ok with that?"
>yes
>she's easily pushing 350, close to 400 I'd guess
>I pay up, she gets naked
>notice a smell but ignore it because she's sucking my dick
>put condom on, she says she only fucks with her on top
>she somehow gets my dick in and just kind of grinds on it
>15-20 minutes go by
>can't even cum by closing my eyes and picturing someone hotter
>sweat starts dripping down around me
>smell is awful
>tell her i'm calling it, she can go home
>she gets PISSED and accuses me of cumming multiple times (despite the empty condom)
>wants more money
>laugh at her and throw her clothes down the stairs and tell her to leave
>she does, but her and her pimp text threats to me for days
>end up throwing the sheets out, there was like a lake of sweat and smelled terrible
all in all, not the best 75 bucks i've ever spent.
its a right of passage of every man, to fuck a fat chick or ugly chick you would normally not fuck, and obviously hide the fact from your friends and family. Every man, has a shame fuck in their past. I've never fucked ugly, but I did once fuck fat. Nobody knows.
true. I fucked a black girl once and I'm taking that to my grave.
We've all had a dry spell could have been worse
did you have to roll her in powder to find the wet spot?
i thought i would have to. She was the kind of fat where even if she had no pants on you wouldn't see much. Just gunt and thighs.
The only fat girl I ever fucked actually fucked me with a strapon. No regrets/10 would do again
see that's too fat for me, I couldn't even get hard. I can do chubby PAWGs, but once we hit the gunt stage there's no more way I could perform.
also after a couple minutes her entire body was wet so that wouldn't have worked too well. Like fucking a hippo fresh out of the river.
Lel I told my two best friends immediately
Actually they both said “fuck it just drink another beer and have a good time”
What’s pawg stand for?