yep. you got fat fished. it's alright bro, you still got laid and during a pandemic no less. fat girls normally excel at sucking dick so ask for that next time you hook up.
Ian Torres
got a picture of her?
Hudson Ward
Fuck her roughly, pull hair and choke, basically rape fuck her, then bust inside her without asking if she's on the pill. She'll naturally be your submissive whore from then on.
Luis Ross
She was probably over 200lbs solid belly but like 5 foot 9 or 10
She was a big girl
Yeah normally I’d ditch her at the bar we met at but due to corona she was already in my house
Not of what she actually looks like but if her camera angles and outdated photos
On the left, she was probably 30 lbs heavier than this pic not to mention she does A great job hiding her weight anyway plus she gained
But yes she has the makings of a cute girl she needs to put down the fork
Jace Phillips
that's too bad. was she nice tho? if so, might be a nice side piece once in a while.
Austin Roberts
eh i would smash
Adrian Hall
She was very sweet yes, nice girl
I did
Asher Fisher
looks to be one of those "fatter with small tits" types, was her ass at least big/round?
Dylan Bell
Too big
Lumpy I didn’t even want to try doggy
Jason Cook
Fat chicks can be a great time. Lots of flab to grab on to. Like you can really grip the shit out of them anywhere and just go to pound town. Plus they’re so warm, especially their pussies.
Caleb Martinez
you're kinda missing the point of the whole quarantine thing
>300 cases out of 7+ million 300 CONFIRMED, are you braindead? 20 days incubation period means that at least 15k people are infected in your state lmao you dummy and every 5 days the number doubles, meaning in 5 days it will be 30k
Eli Reyes
lmao you dumb fat fucker you come bragging with that?
That would be 2.25 people after 5 days x2.25 = 5.06 people after 10 days x2.25= 11.4 after 15 25.6 after 20 57.67 after 25 and 129 after 30
Ryder Jones
are you really bragging about fucking a fattie? lmao and on internet nonetheless, don't you have any friends?
Aaron James
>Brought her over for a quarantine date
That's not how quarantine works
Dominic Cruz
OP fucked a fatty and now he's bragging about it LMAO
Grayson Turner
>Just fucked my first fat girl
Coincidentally, it was also OP's first girl at all.
Gabriel King
And if it's meant to say one person infects 0.25 people after 5 days for a total of 1.25: 1.25^6 = 3.8
Easton Richardson
>what is an asymptomatic carrier
Cameron Ward
Lmao
I’ve fucked dozens of women this is my first fat one and it was t so bad I thoug I’d share since I’m stuck alone with little else to do you salty fucks
Jayden Collins
if it was nothing to be afraid of, why have the largest economies in yurop risked total collapse to enforce social distancing?
Gavin Rivera
You´re me
Lincoln Watson
>20 days incubation I love how this number swings so that they can keep this shit going
when it started, it was 10 days, then 14, now it's 20. can't wait for it to be as long as 6 months
Zachary Baker
lol kid you sound like a 16 year old faggot who just got his dick sucked by the school whale for the first time.
Juan Kelly
there is no perfect model host, peoples metabolisms vary
I've done worse. I banged a whale and actually paid for it.
>be 24 >drunk as hell >look on backpage, none of my normal girls are answering >call random "BBW" with no pics >she agrees to come, only 75 dollars for an hour >calls me when she gets tehre, warns me "just so you know, i'm really big, are you ok with that?" >yes >she's easily pushing 350, close to 400 I'd guess >I pay up, she gets naked >notice a smell but ignore it because she's sucking my dick >put condom on, she says she only fucks with her on top >she somehow gets my dick in and just kind of grinds on it >15-20 minutes go by >can't even cum by closing my eyes and picturing someone hotter >sweat starts dripping down around me >smell is awful >tell her i'm calling it, she can go home >she gets PISSED and accuses me of cumming multiple times (despite the empty condom) >wants more money >laugh at her and throw her clothes down the stairs and tell her to leave >she does, but her and her pimp text threats to me for days >end up throwing the sheets out, there was like a lake of sweat and smelled terrible
all in all, not the best 75 bucks i've ever spent.
Josiah Flores
its a right of passage of every man, to fuck a fat chick or ugly chick you would normally not fuck, and obviously hide the fact from your friends and family. Every man, has a shame fuck in their past. I've never fucked ugly, but I did once fuck fat. Nobody knows.
Caleb Campbell
true. I fucked a black girl once and I'm taking that to my grave.
Michael Sullivan
We've all had a dry spell could have been worse
Wyatt Rodriguez
did you have to roll her in powder to find the wet spot?