Essential workers thread
>You there user, What is your profession?
Essential workers thread
Jack Murphy
Michael Johnson
Uni student
Tyler Walker
AWOOO AWOOO AWOOO
Camden Turner
Delivery driver for the hut lol
Kill me
Levi Wright
Self bump
I work as a barista at a coffee chain. Store is full of boomers getting their usual drinks, paying cash, and not keeping distance. Our store has gone rogue ignoring almost all standard operating procedures.
Dylan Hall
Do you still handle cash if a customer walks in to pickup/carry out?
Josiah Cruz
>19
>chef at wendy’s
>8.50/hr
Sebastian Sanders
Pharmaslave
Gavin Roberts
Railroad worker
Nathan Myers
Zookeeper, gotta keep them animals fed.
Grayson Roberts
Cockwasher,
Your dirty dicks pay my rent
Jaxson Smith
Dishwasher at a nursing home. Please kill me.
Gabriel Howard
Basement dweller
Wyatt Adams
Police. Got our masks today.
Bentley Rodriguez
Warehouse distribution
Levi Miller
Registered Mental Health Nurse and work in forensic mental health (low secure).
Easton Cox
Bank IT, gotta keep the computers working for the tellers that are too stupid to know how to reboot. Thankfully, I can work fully from home.
Tyler Davis
I have the pleasure of working for the NHS... I have been choosen to be classed as a "key worker" when the rest of the faggots can sit at home and still claim 80% of their wages!
And they closed the fucking pubs...
Angel Cox
Also work as a barista, but for a local coffee chain. Owners are being very careful about the entire situation, but standard operating procedure hasn't changed much outside of sanitizing literally everything around you once every 20 to 30 minutes. Business has slowed down by probably 40%, but is otherwise the exact same. We don't plan on closing down until we're forced to or an employee has a confirmed case.
Parker Howard
Essential worker? I guess.
Why the hell are they bringing in so much shit to stock the shelves,when no one is supposed to be shopping?
Jose Lewis
selling car insurance in a grocery store
Isaac Miller
Apparently insurance agents are essential.
Chase Cruz
Doc, specialist in geriatrics. Home doing virtual visits. Not bad so far.
Jaxon Peterson
biggest joke ever right
Justin Lee
>work from home
Please get out of this thread
Ian Wood
essential pepsi merchandiser
William Bailey
Assembly at an electronics factory. We make medical boards. Front office has paid time off.
Camden Rodriguez
Drug dealer :^)
Brayden Gomez
Panelbeater esenshul
Justin Collins
Pushing carts at Walmart.
Aaron Gonzalez
Work at a bank, literally haven’t done hardly anything for about 5 days
Daniel Diaz
Cyber security, already work from home full time. If people weren't emptying out every shelf in the grocery store I wouldn't even know there was a pandemic going on.
Jace Nelson
work as a clerk at a court house.
Luis Mitchell
we disinfect too with sanitizer every 30 min but I doubt its enough as its watered down. tfw customers still come in and ask how the horchate ice blended or whats an affagato shot and pay with cash
Brayden Murphy
I’m a butthash producer
Jack Campbell
Office manager of a crane company. Got my super special tendies letter and everything.
Jonathan Cooper
I’m a foreman for an asphalt company. We’re still working, makes it easier for the flagmen with less people on the road.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Professional NEET
Jackson Morgan
I sell pumps and water treatment equipment to contractors.
Matthew Martinez
quality oversight in nuclear industry
Liam Nguyen
Indeed. I think I'm only 'essential' because the company will have to pay me anyway if the government shuts everything down.
Kayden White
post office clerk.
and yes if i get sick i am not calling out and will continue to manually sort thousands of letters by hand.
Lucas Baker
i suck dick and chew gum
Jeremiah Sanchez
Night stocker at lowes home improvement. Shit pay but no drug tests, laid back environment, great hours.
Jordan Hill
oof hang in there
Andrew Turner
Military.
Kevin Gonzalez
I'm "essential" im a travel agent.
Alexander Diaz
IT Admin
basically bulletproof with recessions - everyone will need an IT Admin, especially one that codes and sucks dick.
James Hall
NEET
Daniel Hall
Train Driver (suburban commuter) it's quiet but people still gotta get around.
Ethan Taylor
>essential
>coffee bitch
Niggerrrrrrrrrrr
Hunter Reed
Are you a girl?
Jason Edwards
Prof Musician (i have a degree and live by playing and teaching)
Benjamin Wilson
Politician
Zachary Carter
Major Incident Mgmt
Large Gov IT
Almost bulletproof until people stop paying taxes
Jacob Russell
Die you filthy pig
Noah Lopez
I'm a maintenance tech at a hotel. While most rooms are empty, I'm fixing them up
Nathaniel Russell
Dem lowes titties. Post moar
James Lewis
Sheriffs department
Andrew Ortiz
How well prepared were you?
Is everyone able to work remotely?
We're ok, but we have to rely on users using their home equipment to remote in.
Now it's clearly showing who invested into their stupid 1000 euro phones instead a decent computer.
Brandon Reyes
Thank you for your service. I'll take 2 marihuanas plz.
Michael Hall
Everywhere I know still does.
Asher Wood
Electrical engineer, semiconductors. We got an email today saying we've been designated as an essential industry, but the vast majority of the company is already WFH so it's not a big deal.
Colton Murphy
bro im in the same boat.
these greedy cunts are sneaking under the radar
Benjamin Foster
God bless you. I know you guys are probably playing all sorts of catch up if you closed at all. I'm in Massachusetts and it's all fucked up right now.
Christian Gonzalez
Post ass cocksucker
Joshua Moore
Assistant in nursing/theatre technician/wardsman/ patient transport supervisor.
Not looking forward to the coming months.
Noah Thompson
I'm a prep cook. Go ahead and kick me into that hole. The virus turned me into a neet.
Benjamin Cox
>working remotely
>mmacos company
>using JAMF for updates
>RC and bought my users jabra headsets
we're good - Austin and SF offices and we deal SBA loans - trump gave us free advertisements
Isaiah Gray
I'm a hairy ass mexican so I'll pass
Austin Young
I manage public housing projects. I'm so essential they're giving me a lot more money to continue working onsite. But I also might die, so that's kind of a downer
Adrian Gonzalez
I’m a virologist. Got laid off because we all realized there is nothing to stop society from plunging into the abyss. We are all going to die. Life is an empty pit towards death that we all are plunging down. There is no God and the universe is completely and utterly indifferent to our suffering.
I have some savings, tho.
Jack Bennett
I'm gynecologist, look at some nasty vaginas
Christian Stewart
... post dick
Andrew Thomas
Insurance salesmen