Essential workers thread

Essential workers thread
>You there user, What is your profession?

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Uni student

AWOOO AWOOO AWOOO

Delivery driver for the hut lol
Kill me

Self bump
I work as a barista at a coffee chain. Store is full of boomers getting their usual drinks, paying cash, and not keeping distance. Our store has gone rogue ignoring almost all standard operating procedures.

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Do you still handle cash if a customer walks in to pickup/carry out?

>19
>chef at wendy’s
>8.50/hr

Pharmaslave

Railroad worker

Zookeeper, gotta keep them animals fed.

Cockwasher,
Your dirty dicks pay my rent

Dishwasher at a nursing home. Please kill me.

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Basement dweller

Police. Got our masks today.

Warehouse distribution

Registered Mental Health Nurse and work in forensic mental health (low secure).

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Bank IT, gotta keep the computers working for the tellers that are too stupid to know how to reboot. Thankfully, I can work fully from home.

I have the pleasure of working for the NHS... I have been choosen to be classed as a "key worker" when the rest of the faggots can sit at home and still claim 80% of their wages!

And they closed the fucking pubs...

Also work as a barista, but for a local coffee chain. Owners are being very careful about the entire situation, but standard operating procedure hasn't changed much outside of sanitizing literally everything around you once every 20 to 30 minutes. Business has slowed down by probably 40%, but is otherwise the exact same. We don't plan on closing down until we're forced to or an employee has a confirmed case.

Essential worker? I guess.
Why the hell are they bringing in so much shit to stock the shelves,when no one is supposed to be shopping?

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selling car insurance in a grocery store

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Apparently insurance agents are essential.

Doc, specialist in geriatrics. Home doing virtual visits. Not bad so far.

biggest joke ever right

>work from home
Please get out of this thread

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essential pepsi merchandiser

Assembly at an electronics factory. We make medical boards. Front office has paid time off.

Drug dealer :^)

Panelbeater esenshul

Pushing carts at Walmart.

Work at a bank, literally haven’t done hardly anything for about 5 days

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Cyber security, already work from home full time. If people weren't emptying out every shelf in the grocery store I wouldn't even know there was a pandemic going on.

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work as a clerk at a court house.

we disinfect too with sanitizer every 30 min but I doubt its enough as its watered down. tfw customers still come in and ask how the horchate ice blended or whats an affagato shot and pay with cash

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I’m a butthash producer

Office manager of a crane company. Got my super special tendies letter and everything.

I’m a foreman for an asphalt company. We’re still working, makes it easier for the flagmen with less people on the road.

Professional NEET

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I sell pumps and water treatment equipment to contractors.

quality oversight in nuclear industry

Indeed. I think I'm only 'essential' because the company will have to pay me anyway if the government shuts everything down.

post office clerk.

and yes if i get sick i am not calling out and will continue to manually sort thousands of letters by hand.

i suck dick and chew gum

Night stocker at lowes home improvement. Shit pay but no drug tests, laid back environment, great hours.

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oof hang in there

Military.

I'm "essential" im a travel agent.

IT Admin

basically bulletproof with recessions - everyone will need an IT Admin, especially one that codes and sucks dick.

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NEET

Train Driver (suburban commuter) it's quiet but people still gotta get around.

>essential
>coffee bitch

Niggerrrrrrrrrrr

Are you a girl?

Prof Musician (i have a degree and live by playing and teaching)

Politician

Major Incident Mgmt
Large Gov IT
Almost bulletproof until people stop paying taxes

Die you filthy pig

I'm a maintenance tech at a hotel. While most rooms are empty, I'm fixing them up

Dem lowes titties. Post moar

Sheriffs department

How well prepared were you?
Is everyone able to work remotely?
We're ok, but we have to rely on users using their home equipment to remote in.
Now it's clearly showing who invested into their stupid 1000 euro phones instead a decent computer.

Thank you for your service. I'll take 2 marihuanas plz.

Everywhere I know still does.

Electrical engineer, semiconductors. We got an email today saying we've been designated as an essential industry, but the vast majority of the company is already WFH so it's not a big deal.

bro im in the same boat.

these greedy cunts are sneaking under the radar

God bless you. I know you guys are probably playing all sorts of catch up if you closed at all. I'm in Massachusetts and it's all fucked up right now.

Post ass cocksucker

Assistant in nursing/theatre technician/wardsman/ patient transport supervisor.

Not looking forward to the coming months.

I'm a prep cook. Go ahead and kick me into that hole. The virus turned me into a neet.

>working remotely
>mmacos company
>using JAMF for updates
>RC and bought my users jabra headsets

we're good - Austin and SF offices and we deal SBA loans - trump gave us free advertisements

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I'm a hairy ass mexican so I'll pass

I manage public housing projects. I'm so essential they're giving me a lot more money to continue working onsite. But I also might die, so that's kind of a downer

I’m a virologist. Got laid off because we all realized there is nothing to stop society from plunging into the abyss. We are all going to die. Life is an empty pit towards death that we all are plunging down. There is no God and the universe is completely and utterly indifferent to our suffering.

I have some savings, tho.

I'm gynecologist, look at some nasty vaginas

... post dick

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Insurance salesmen