What's the most and least painful suicide methods...

What's the most and least painful suicide methods? I'm sure I'll get responses trying to talk me out of it but what's the fucking point? I appreciate the love I may get but I'm so fucking sick of everything. So yeah...like I said.. least painful and most painful? Help an user out?

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Least painful- headshot, sleep pills overdose not sure about helium

I wont talk you out of suicide because I don't care, but why don't get on disability and NEET it up

I wish I had access to those things but I don't..

>"I'm sure I'll get responses trying to talk me out of it but what's the fucking point? "
The point mate? Give more than you take. What kind of selfish, loathing, loser faggot are you? Prove me wrong

Least painful is annihilation in nuclear blast. Because nerve impulse travels slower than blast radiation, you will be vaporized before signal gets to brain.

They all go wrong, you want to live disfigured for the rest of your life? Another choice is to suck dick till you get aids faggot. Life isn't that bad enjoy. Man up bitch.

shot to the head, if you got a family member who lives in the hood buy a throwaway off em for 100 - 250. an hero
rinse and repeat

I think because my anxiety is so bad that i feel like I'll just be rejected as most people are the first few times. I'm honestly just tired of being hurt by others and hurting other people

Least painful probably something that's quick like jump off a cliff. Coz the impact would hurt so bad but only for a second as you obliterate your brain on impact.

Most painful will probably be apologising to whoever you hurt, moving away from whatever hurt you, separating yourself from whatever it is that makes you think you don't deserve a life. And I dare you to take the most painful way man. Just completely reassess everything.

That's what I am though

how retarded you have to be to fuck up shooting yourself ina head faggot? sage

Lostallhope.com

You might as well live and see how this all unfolds, on the bright side if you get sick you already have the idea of suicide in your head, you won't have to suffer through it, getting sick would give you that little extra push you need to idk have yourself or something, either way all things are temporary user

whats the point of suicide.... youll no doubt be dead from corona before the year is out.... fyi 400 million deaths predicted world wide by the end of the year according to the WHO...

You mean rejected by girls or by people in general

By the way op, asking for suicide advice from living incel faggots. Not a good choice. You'll get so morbid faggot that wants you to kys on live stream.

It's sad because I have been having that thought. I was and have been the type to get tested regularly but lately whatever the fuck is going on in my mind is like, why care about yourself? I do care about others. But that did cross my mind recently.

Just Google, there are many cases. Even with shotguns.

lostallhope dot com slash suicide-methods slash statistics-most-lethal-methods
Have fun

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Are you a fucking 12 year old basing reality on movies?
People have survived headshots, it's not unheard of.

Its weird. 25% are incels but recently, there has been more people on Yas Forums who are the exact opposite. darn internet historian

stream it faggot

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People keep saying a gunshot or sleeping bill but I think you only need a couple sleeping pills, some NyQuil, and a train. Take the pills with the NyQuil and go fall asleep in the tracks some where you know the trains go their fastest and boom. Good luck getting pieced together.

I'm actually a girl and I'm sure I'll be asked for tit pics :/ I'm not rejected by guys. I'm just tired of fucking being so disappointed by humanity and myself. I know that I can only control myself but it's just a fucking shit world most of the time. I know it's all about perspective though. It just gets so fucking draining. And I know I'm a fucking pussy ass bitch for not being able to handle it.

OP, stop being a faggot. I was jk. We all go through hard shit. Life can be a bitch but try to do shit you enjoy more. It's not easy. When those good moments come they are worth it. Go to a Dr. get in meds.

And I meant rejected by the fact that it's not super easy to get disability for regular civilians.

The most painful is living out the rest of your life. This method also has the chance to be the least physically painful, depending on your circumstances.

Yeah I know...

Op, you know the rules. Like I said stop being a faggot. Life isn't that bad. What is the main issue? How old are you? I want to know what's so wrong.

Mate cmon, you have to push yourself. Im sorry if life has given you "a bad hand" but you have to take responsibility and try your fuckin hardest. What does sucidie solve? nothing. You have nothing to lose from trying to improve

Get off your fuckin sad ass and challenge yourself. Sleep when your dead

I actually did attempt suicide by train back in November but I didn't know want to traumatize the train conductor. They don't deserve that. I have a huge heart. Last minute I moved out of the way.

I haven't tried with Nyquil though.

Op are you from the us or a native english speaking country ?
Please answer

This is important

I'm already on meds.

>I'll be asked for tit pics
Dont care tbh
Trannies are not women, OP. Those are some big-ass man hands in your OP pic related.

This is a piss poor reason to kill yourself. That being said Or you could get really fucking drunk and take a nap on the tracks, or jump off a bridge.

Another emo faggot. I've been dealing with depression most of my life. I have dark thoughts. Just ride it out. It gets better. Even if it doesn't seem like it.

you have a huge heart for not "traumatizing a train conductor". HOW FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL IS THAT? YOU WILL TRAUMATIZE YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR COLLEAGUES.

Please realise your impact on other people you selfish cunt! (not trying to be mean, this is how us Australians speak btw)

no tiene que ver pero si lo vas a hacer que sea util, ve e inmolate en la casa blanca

What are you on? You still haven't answered my other questions.

I can't open up too personally. I know other people irl on here. I'll post tits. I know rules. Give me time. I don't know what'll happen.

Answer please

Seriously.

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least painful is the helium method, usually costs ~$75-125 USD

good luck getting the parts from amazon right now though

most painful is actual seppukku as you drive a short blade into your stomach area and then pull up as hard as you can

either that or drowning

your body literally gasping for air, whilst you cannot breath and yet your body refuses to understand that and continues trying

it's not fun

stop looking for a new gf lol

Eww a fucking spic.gtfo. Pendejo chucho.

My friend hanged himself while he was drunk two days ago. It’s fucked everyone up really badly. Go get help OP, if you’ve exhausted therapy, lifestyle changes, and medication and you still wanna do it, then go ahead. You can’t just tap out without trying, that makes a selfish piece of shit.

Kek

What's the point of timestamping your hand? I'm confused.

Kek, "new". Like he ever had one

Anyway fuck it.

You've got a shit ton of ways to reset your life, you don't need to pull this kind of shit

If you're a native english speaker, get a CELTA and go to work at litterally any country in the world for what would be a great salary in these local places.

You'll have food, shelter and you'll be away from all the problems you had. You'll be living a simple life where the only worry will be to find coursework to leech off of in the internet.

>Implying he had an old one

You have a very good point. I know. However I feel it's also selfish for a person to live only for others but that's just my personal opinion. And as I've acknowledged ealrier, I know. I'm a pussy. I'm selfish. & I'm sad. I was born into trauma. I'm just tired of it.

Doctor user is in, OP. Lets begin now, shall we.
So what is exactly the root of your problems
did your dad diddled you as a kid
or he beat up your mom and was abusive

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Seriously, you are user here. Unless the mods know your ip. So I don't see the issue opening up.

I'm sorry to hear about your friend

Storm fag detected

Didn't feel like showing tits right away :/

I think op left

Op you got man hands

what the fuck in my post implied anything about race you fucking autist

Honestly I just don't want anyone irl to interfere. Call me paranoid, whatever. I'll post tits since it's in the rules. I just wanted to know some methods other than the obvious ones. Thank you all for caring enough to help try to stop me and also those who helped with what I was looking for. Sorry for being annoying.

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Thanks. Seriously though, shop around for medications, find one that works for you.

Get CBT therapy to help with the short-term then move into psychotherapy to deal with your underlying issues.

If you just need a break get a shit ton of Xanax or diazepam and mong out on them for a week or so, it gives you a break from your thoughts.

Also what the other user said is right, gi teach English in Bangkok or Ho Chi Minh City or something, it’s really easy to do. Complete lifestyle change.

Don’t kill yourself, you sound young. It gets better. Don’t become a boring statistic.