I think that the real scandal is that he was accepted to Columbia as a foreign exchange student from Indonesia.
This is what I think went down:
Jaxon Perez
Carter Sanchez
German come America, take sex have boy
Boy give monet to own son, who say "look, I made this"
Junior take immigrant mail order wife, make joke run president
Amurrica funny make joke president. President say no immigrant more
Parker Allen
ref
>and thank you Yas Forums police
>you need to get back to rating dicks now
Daniel Carter
Go die in a fire
Cameron Wilson
I didn't know Occidental College was in Indonesia...
Joshua Ortiz
It’s not. Columbia is in New York City. Occidental is where he was putting cocaine up his nose. He doesn’t remember much about his time there.
Dominic Young
impressive argument
>glad this thread didn't bring out any mental disorders
Easton Smith
Right, he lied to get financial aide
But nobody cares because they thought voting for him would end racism
He spent 8 years creating division and separating classes
Matthew Morris
It's just somebody's theory not a plea to erase history.
Carter Cooper
How much hopelessness and sad racism does it take to still hold onto this baroque fantasy 4 years later...
Why not go all in and say he's a lizard person or something?