This is what I think went down: >preggers mom goes to Kenya to visit fambly members >stays a bit too long >time to go back... >airline says "nope. too preggers" >(or "oops. Had the niglet too early") >aunt witnesses the event (as per her proud statement decades later... and the village signs boasting his birthplace) >the tart then phones her parents in Hawaii to let them know of her massive dump >parents know that many people call in [home] births to the hospital to get them recorded >doing so, would make Hussain a US citizen (good) and not a Kenyan (bad) >home birth were very common there at that time >phone-ins very common >hospital jots down yet another "Black Barry" in their logbook >as per standard practice, newspapers call the hospitals to get the days Births (Births/obits section) >clerk looks at logbook and rattles off that day's stats >paper prints data along with 17(?) others >[it's now 'on record'] whew, dodged a Kenyan bullet in the fambly >smut-mag mom boards the plane with her squiggly niggly >arrive in Hawaii and shows the neighbors >tada, born in the usa. Nobody the wiser This explains the lack of a hospital-stamped birth certificate while having the newspaper publish a Bix Nood birth >campaign for prez >honorable Hillary would never leak such personal information about a political rival >gets elected prez >where be the birth cert at? >stonewalled as per standard Demonrat tactic >pressure mounts: where be at? >one shitty photoshop later: it be realz! Only the Nut-Jobs believe it's fake even though it's fake
I wrote this post on another thread. hit 'post'. deleted. Fugg. Hence create new thread (and await jannies)
Is this a realistic scenario? Seems plausible and it does tie together factoids
Brandon Moore
Still a US citizen if your mom is from the US
Bentley Robinson
I thought that too. Unsure if it would be a huge paperwork problem (both in Kenya and the 'new' state of Hawaii) vs the easy phone call situation as described.
Tyler Ramirez
This is fucking hysterical!!! (and probably true).
Blake Sanchez
>little bit late >no proof
John Butler
There has to be more to it than that. Why the big deal over it then?
Owen Johnson
DUDE HASN'T BEEN PRESIDENT FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
GO BACK TO Yas Forums
Jaxon Perez
I think that the real scandal is that he was accepted to Columbia as a foreign exchange student from Indonesia.
Carter Sanchez
German come America, take sex have boy Boy give monet to own son, who say "look, I made this" Junior take immigrant mail order wife, make joke run president Amurrica funny make joke president. President say no immigrant more
Parker Allen
ref >and thank you Yas Forums police >you need to get back to rating dicks now
Daniel Carter
Go die in a fire
Cameron Wilson
I didn't know Occidental College was in Indonesia...
Joshua Ortiz
It’s not. Columbia is in New York City. Occidental is where he was putting cocaine up his nose. He doesn’t remember much about his time there.
Dominic Young
impressive argument >glad this thread didn't bring out any mental disorders
Right, he lied to get financial aide But nobody cares because they thought voting for him would end racism
He spent 8 years creating division and separating classes
Matthew Morris
It's just somebody's theory not a plea to erase history.
Carter Cooper
How much hopelessness and sad racism does it take to still hold onto this baroque fantasy 4 years later... Why not go all in and say he's a lizard person or something?
Jaxson Jones
Not sure how real this is but it seems applicable here
>Why not go all in and say he's a lizard person or something? The All-Or-Nothing tactic It's not trying to alter history just a simple explanation of what *might* have happened. Obama was the Great Healer of racism and the oceans receded from global warming upon election. Anything that tarnishes that must be completely wrong and anybody who challenges that narrative must 'Go die in a fire' >you see a little butt-hurt for a theory
Josiah Phillips
'what might have happened' >a series of increasingly improbable events that would have had to have been scripted 60 years ago for a random kid for no fucking reason except to make him eligible to run for president when he'd be a citizen anyway since his mom was a citizen?
William Barnes
The story goes that Frank Marshall Davis, his Communist mentor, pulled strings to get him into Columbia. They used a ruse that he was Indonesian. The problem is that they had to submit his Indonesian school records that show his religious affiliation as Muslim.
Jordan Howard
Wow this again? And you guys think the quid pro quo impeachment was all hot air...
I think it's more of a paperwork problem at the time and not some plot to become president... 60 years in the planning. This theory explains the sparse facts around the time of his birth while being a simple explanation for why there was no hospital created certificate on file. The validations associated with becoming president was more a post facto situation and had created a huge deal at the time. (There has to be more issues than being simply born to a US citizen, otherwise a campaign rival would not have brought it up during a campaign) Apparently the defense wasn't "born of a US Citizen" but rather US Born. Yet his campaign took forever to simply publish the 'official' cert. Why? and why was is so photoshopped? (look into that... weird)
Luke Gray
What's the point of even harping on this anymore. He's been out of office for 4 years and has almost completely removed himself from politics and the public eye. His presidency is done and dusted.
sparse facts >aunt says she witnessed the birth >others in the Kenyan village claimed to have witnessed it >village posts signs: lore? >new state with a long history of home Births (no big deal) >newspaper printed birth announcement >hospital does not have a record on file of the certificate (not a weird thing back then, especially for home births) >parent(s) may have lost it? (not fact) >became an issue in the DNC primary >Trump and others made it a big deal simply because of No Records >would have been super easy to get one and make fools of the ney-sayere >finally published an Official Cert >document experts quickly point out Photoshop issues with it... many This OP theory explains a likely and simple theory. Most people didn't give a shit: US citizen mother = US citizen kid, but people still want to hold it against Trump for forcing the certificate issue (and dropped it once the fake cert was published) The media still brings up Trump's Birther thing so even though it's old, people still hear of it in the current hate Trump climate.
>birth certificate shopped >citation needed >citation cannot be from infowars or your uncle's forwarded email chains
Josiah Hernandez
This is the stupidest fucking conspiracy I've ever seen.
If one of your parents is an American citizen, you are a natural born citizen. It doesn't matter where the birth takes place.
So fucking stupid.
Ethan Peterson
I'd breed that too
Jacob Rogers
YouTube used to have many videos of people downloading it from [the official site] and opening it in Photoshop. The pealing back the layers (of which there should have been only one layer). The layers 'happen' to be in key locations where forgery of numbers and signatures are. Weird stuff. I also, at the time, downloaded it and it actually had those layers as shown on the YouTube videos >ask YouTube if you can't find them on their site (it's not like YouTube would censor that)
There would literally be no reason to lie about his birth. McCain ran against him and he was born in Panama. It doesn't matter where you are born, if one if your parents is a US citizen then you are a natural born citizen. For fucks sake Ted Cruz is a fucking Canadian and he was eligible to be President.
He was your President for 2 terms and he's black. Get over it already. Your orange idiot is about to burn our country to the ground. You have bigger things to worry about now.
>End of story I take it you will call out anybody who mentions Birthergate on either side. Or will you use it in your one sided biased arguments against the viewpoint you dont hold?
Josiah Adams
>Photoshop automatically creates new layers. >automatically isolates specific regions of a black and white picture. >automatically places key aspects on separate layers.
Holy fuck you're a shill. And I'll bet you're doing it for free. I'm totally in the group that believes he was eligible to be president because his mother was a U.S. citizen, regardless of twhere he was born. And yes I do believe he lied about being born overseas to get into college (thus why his college transcripts were sealed for 55 years).
Jonathan Hall
And it does so in such strategic locations... like Adobe knows. Creepy stuff. >you totally exposed those other Photoshop professionals with those YouTube videos
That explains it. Trump isn't retarded, he's just British.
Colton Kelly
Jannies are reddit tier tumblr sjw fags.
Julian Cox
>"Let's invent racist nonsense to justify hating a half black Democrat becoming president"
You people are fucking retarded. Look at what we've been learning about Trump, but you idiots don't believe in any of the hard facts while accepting Obama conspiracy theories. It's not about objective truth, it's about turning negative feefees into "facts". You need to justify bullshit to be justified.
