I mean, it's the type of gas that grabs on to the inside of your sinuses and stains cloth. I have greatly offended the fart gods and I am being punished by ass stench of the direst nature.
One more try
Luke Myers
Sebastian Foster
I was away for some time. I missed it so much.
Aaron Bailey
I had a pretty awesome day today.
Henry Diaz
Well ... this is quite an interesting skill. And what can I do about it?
*I plug my nose*
Jaxson Clark
do you stroke my cock if i post your daughter?
Jace Myers
Ive been better, I could use that life changing you were mentioning earlier
Jayden King
It smells like dead babies blended with hobo feet and a dash of street water from India. I'm afraid of being shut in a room with this vile reek for fear it's dominating the molecular oxygen of this enclosed space and composing its own tainted miasma.
Jack Richardson
Got invited by super hot bar manager to meet with our kids for play date.
Wound up at her equally hot friends house to help move furniture.
Austin Harris
I'm very happy about this. Tell me about it.
Dylan Brown
I don't have a daughter ..... you have to learn to do it yourself.