One more try

I mean, it's the type of gas that grabs on to the inside of your sinuses and stains cloth. I have greatly offended the fart gods and I am being punished by ass stench of the direst nature.

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I was away for some time. I missed it so much.

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I had a pretty awesome day today.

Well ... this is quite an interesting skill. And what can I do about it?

*I plug my nose*

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do you stroke my cock if i post your daughter?

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Ive been better, I could use that life changing you were mentioning earlier

It smells like dead babies blended with hobo feet and a dash of street water from India. I'm afraid of being shut in a room with this vile reek for fear it's dominating the molecular oxygen of this enclosed space and composing its own tainted miasma.

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Got invited by super hot bar manager to meet with our kids for play date.
Wound up at her equally hot friends house to help move furniture.

I'm very happy about this. Tell me about it.

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I don't have a daughter ..... you have to learn to do it yourself.

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heh. Even I don't remember what I said over a month ago. Remind me hehe

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Didn’t expect payment, thought I’d been taken advantage of a bit.
Left with a few lines, and a request to take some private portrait pics tomorrow.
Wish I could sleep after that shit though.

oh shi .... i .... i mean ...

Ask Papa Nurgle about it. He should be delighted ...
Congratulations! What plans for the future?

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wait is this another effigy post? bust the twist is this time we talk to [fuck you]

Might share some body pics tomorrow, not sure if she’ll be on here, don’t want to blow the opportunity.

keep talking Little Soul. I'm trying to keep up

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(You)
Congratulations! What plans for the future?
This:
Will update similar time tomorrow.

Looks like my intestines are upping the game. At this point I'm praying for coronavirus to come kill me. The sulfuric rectal eruptions burn violently as they burst forth. I haven't felt this violated since the death of the Crocodile Hunter. I've smelled dumpsters of rotting meat that were less offensive than my anal emissions.

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Yes Yes. I use pictures with hoods. If I show my face, even my dog won't play with me..
so what are you going to photograph after all? I think I do not understand...
Btw. Nice trips

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Are you tried to stick a cork in your ass?

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oh daddy i dream to get eaten by a hord of rotting old man and i scream in pain as they rip and tear my flesh

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>what are you going to photograph after all?
She wants some hot pics of herself. I’m pretty handy with a camera, so she asked if I could do it.
Always happy to help.

R-r-ridiculus!

Sorry to all of you. I had an urgent call.

but I'm back now.

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proof it faggot
post earlobes
youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8

So enjoy! You are on Yas Forums. I hope you will share. Human women have this something in them.
I'm not boggard

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>Human women have this something in them.
Preferably me.

Here you are.

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one had and threw it away (your age) years ago. I'm not sure she would like you back there.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tlRByTaOjkE
AWOO!

then when you are on YT look for something similar to this.

youtu.be/ZvYuTc2zW5c

I really like it. Thanks

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wow you almost killed my stiffy mate!
you need some stoned jesus
youtube.com/watch?v=P4ssvs3nKrs
if your impatient sec :45

once there was Chicken King.

anyone know if he ended in kfc?

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fuck you he needs this:
youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8

big dick on uploader. In my country this is not available ....

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this is awesome! Moar!

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That sux.

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fuck you you loli fuck!
youtube.com/watch?v=e-u0jeEaXio
youtube.com/watch?v=TCJCa7MG2KA

what do you think about it?

youtu.be/wvfF9EGX0kw

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late 80's early 90's metal what do you want me to say about it? should i dig the net and fuck your tiny rosebud what you wanna hear its ok nothing special as unimpressive as the shit i share with ya shitheads, share something special mate i know i got something good in petto!

* you* got something got hidden away

I'm not sure if I have anything that will make you jump out of your slippers...

Maybe...this?..

youtu.be/YLXyvVCS6NU

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hahaha good work annon i own that ring

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do you favor viking-metal?

btw
fuck you (to appease Yas Forums)

nice runes.

I am not a specialist. What is their meaning?

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"Amon Amarth" literally just the bands name

I just like such songs. This is another:

youtu.be/Z2v-BXxElt8

>fuck you (to appease Yas Forums)

Yyyhm?

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heh. I envy you. I wear two completely different rings.

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post your rotsticks faggot
kek german deathmetal
youtube.com/watch?v=MGhhfVvbMVQ

do you mean my fingers? I'm sorry ... I can't do this.

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State your business. What do you want from me, and what would I get in return?

i also used internet images, do you really think i would post "real" images on Yas Forums? kek

what do you think about the current path humanity is headed down?

Why aren't you drinking your soylent, Mr. Anonymous?

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Why would I want something from you?

I don't devour souls, I don't trade them ...

besides ... YOU came here yhyhy.

Pff. suggesting that anyone uploads their photos here.

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Not much. I watch this path but I have no influence on it. However, I think that too many idiots can speak freely.

my .... what?

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cut your self down drink your white milk and red wine!

so if you have no influence on our path what is your purpose?

Soylent. Drink it, Mr. Anonymous, or I WILL make you drink it.

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