ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC

I have a fetish for.. Phone people. like from the game Dialtown. They turn me on so fucking much its crazy. Sometimes just phones themselves. It cant be modern phones. (All phones from the ones attached to nokia) My favorite type of phone is the touch tone telephone. They just get me.. hot

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I was a massage therapist for a bit. Ended up agreeing to a couple creepy guys requests to pay extra for a happy ending. They became regulars and word must’ve gotten around in the creep community cause I got more and more weird guy customers until half of my total customers were regulars who always wanted a ‘release’. Sometimes I agreed and sometimes I didn’t. Some would offer more for a blowjob. I only did that a couple times.

Looks like a tight one

she was already sending nudes to some dude. So it wasn't like she was innocent. wat was the first time like when she saw your dick shooting out white stuff?

She was a little bit innocent though, being from a religious family she never had sex ed or anything like that.
First time I came in her mouth, she was surprised and in the middle of spitting when I told her to swallow. She did not like the taste

did you ever tried to eat her out?

I never eated her out. I did finger her a bit, she didn't like it at first, but i think the got wet and started liking it

I'm a paypig slave to a findom who lives in my state. Been going on for about a year and she's into me for about $14K. It's both the most exciting and most horrifying fetish. She extracted blackmail stuff from me of which half I stupidly gave her myself. I've served her in person a couple times, mostly for cashpoint meets. But other than that she has a Teamviewer on my laptop and access to literally everything.
Dont go down this rabbit hole if you ever get the chance.

I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

I met my girls parents for the first time. Little do they know that I met her as a cam girl. I am 37 and she is 22 and her folks think I am 31 and that we met at my work. She is pregnant and she is living in my house and I can’t wait for her to have my baby. Her body is so banging and she has stopped being a cam girl...I think I got lucky...my brother thinks I am an idiot...what do you all think?