ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC

Did you cum on her face or mouth? was she enjoying it?

my gf is a high end escort and sometimes after she gets herself done up to meet a guy I bring her to the edge of cumming and tell her to practice what she wants to do to me when she gets home on him and that if she's going to be a whore she has to be a whore for me too

My kik is xameji

As long as she is not fully nude there is no problem

Any regrets?

You know the drill

Moar

Make her swallow a couple of times, cum in her chest and tits one time.
Sometimes I regret it, sometimes I jerk off to the memory and regret not have pushed enough to fuck her. Still I think fucking her would have been too much.

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anything like bra and panties

Not really a secret but want to get off my chest.

I feel as if my gf is whore, I always think if I leave shes going to be whore and fuck every guy she sees. I love her too much to see that happen.

Oh B, what has happened to you.

I have a fetish for.. Phone people. like from the game Dialtown. They turn me on so fucking much its crazy. Sometimes just phones themselves. It cant be modern phones. (All phones from the ones attached to nokia) My favorite type of phone is the touch tone telephone. They just get me.. hot

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I was a massage therapist for a bit. Ended up agreeing to a couple creepy guys requests to pay extra for a happy ending. They became regulars and word must’ve gotten around in the creep community cause I got more and more weird guy customers until half of my total customers were regulars who always wanted a ‘release’. Sometimes I agreed and sometimes I didn’t. Some would offer more for a blowjob. I only did that a couple times.

Looks like a tight one

she was already sending nudes to some dude. So it wasn't like she was innocent. wat was the first time like when she saw your dick shooting out white stuff?

She was a little bit innocent though, being from a religious family she never had sex ed or anything like that.
First time I came in her mouth, she was surprised and in the middle of spitting when I told her to swallow. She did not like the taste

did you ever tried to eat her out?

I never eated her out. I did finger her a bit, she didn't like it at first, but i think the got wet and started liking it

I'm a paypig slave to a findom who lives in my state. Been going on for about a year and she's into me for about $14K. It's both the most exciting and most horrifying fetish. She extracted blackmail stuff from me of which half I stupidly gave her myself. I've served her in person a couple times, mostly for cashpoint meets. But other than that she has a Teamviewer on my laptop and access to literally everything.
Dont go down this rabbit hole if you ever get the chance.

I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

I met my girls parents for the first time. Little do they know that I met her as a cam girl. I am 37 and she is 22 and her folks think I am 31 and that we met at my work. She is pregnant and she is living in my house and I can’t wait for her to have my baby. Her body is so banging and she has stopped being a cam girl...I think I got lucky...my brother thinks I am an idiot...what do you all think?

Renton, you cunt

22 camwhore and with a kid, and you're 37. Prepare yourself for the nightmare that's comming. She prolly only sees you as a walking wallet.

I hope everything works out. But she is 22 and has hoe tendency. Just gotta be on top of things and hope she doesn't cheat on you, but seriously hope y'all have a wonderful life and raise a beautiful kid together!

The baby in her belly is mine. Do you think she might be crazy? I think she is so sexy and perfect

Ive been bored and horny as fuck during the quarantine so after my brother went to sleep last night i went through his phone and stole his gfs nudes

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hahaha and she even managed to make you believe that's your kid. Yeah dude, sure, just remember to get a good tanning just in case the kid comes out black

I have a long distance FWB. I sugar daddy her and send her presents. She send me nudes. Every once in a while we get together and I beat the hell out of her. Otherwise, I'm a nice guy...

I sucked my friend's dick until he came in my mouth, while he was sleeping after a night of drinks. He didn't wake up.

I cum on my stomach then wipe it off on a pair of underwears

its been collecting cum for 6 months soon

I feel like I have a pretty good understanding of people and am pretty sure I have a theory on how to ease social suffering but i'm not skilled enough to express it.

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Keep her Pregnant. Literally just always make her pregnant. Do not let her abort. She's a slut and you need to get 3 or 4 kids out of her before she's too busy to cuck you. But really you want like 5 or 6 kids.

Whenever I fap to Boku no Pico I self-insert as Pico.

I was a masseuse for several years. I am a male. Male clients were almost never repeat.some were because they were gay. I never crossed the line but always felt there was a sexual component for most people to get a massage. Had a few women clients who were extra friendly but that seems to be the difference between men and women. They would never be creeps.

Get that ho back on the cams. Immediately!

what how was he able to cum ?

Virgin detected. Isn't it passed your bedtime? Don't you know there is an age requirement here?

My sister and I were FWB for a bit

Age? How'd it start and what made it end?

Enjoy paying alimony and child support

You da man.

I have more assets than debt, and really can afford to just quit my job. And this stupid Coronavirus shit is showing just how little the employees who work for my company mean to them... and that really feels like the push I need to let go. But I'm just so scared of not having a job. I've never done that before. I've been working since I was 14, and since i was 10 for no pay before that. (Family business. Funny thing about them, child labor laws pretty much dont apply.)

I play it off like it's no big deal, but the overwhelming terror I feel about not working is... its not reasonable.

In our 20s. We started cause we both needed a hook up to get our sexual tension out. Ended a few years later cause we both were in good relationships

She wanted you to fuck her b

Tell us more

What do you want to know

I have tested positive for COVID-19 and I intentionally visit the supermarket during their autist-only 'Quiet Hour' to spread the virus to them and the breeders that spawned them. I also moved my seat at work to sit closer to all the annoying Karens and boomers that congregate together, and choose to sit in seats on the bus that are close to where they sit.

I plan for something good to come out of this pandemic, and that is the deaths of as many of these people as possible.

Not gonna lie user, the NEET life is not as glamorous as it looks from the outside. I've been off work for half a year now due to medical issues and I am bored out of my mind. Don't do it unless you have a hobby you can throw your entire life into perfecting.

oof my dude

How it started

lol
the only wet dream i know of was out my ass

didnt know you could cum in ur sleep like that
thanx guy

I am not a homosexual but have sex with transexuals and CDs

Did the two of you share any kinks or fetishes? Was there anything she was into that took you completely by surprise? Not that user but incest is hot as fuck.

I haven't ejaculated in 56 days

I can't really help with relationships as I am a loser but never believe that a woman couldn't at the very least

I have a crush on one of my buddies; I'm good friends with him and his girlfriend and I want to dress him up in her lingerie and fuck the shit out of him or just cuddle with him on my couch and game with him

CDs are really tight
how the fuck do u get ur dick in that little hole????

I'm 36, and I'm 20 years older than my girlfriend, who is a former student of mine. We've been together for almost 9 months now. She's a Chinese student, and I taught math in China, but I've left to avoid the virus and start the process of inheriting my father's company. We talk daily (and sometimes video call), with the intent that we hook up again when she comes here for college and is finally legal and away from her parents.

y?

idk man thats pretty gay