>be me
>43 years old
>married with two brown kids, 8 and 10
>wife and I never have sex obviously
>wife same age as me, but fat
>by fat I mean 400+
>people think I get laid so whatever
>one day hear about corona virus
>gets bad enough wife begs me to use vacation time
>the four of us were locked up in the house for a week straight
>be surfing the interwebs
>people are panic buying TP, hand sanitizer, masks, and canned food
>have idea
>grab cuck brother and rent a trailer
>drive around for hours
>go from store to store buying all the shit we can
>we get in fights often
>we always lose
>doesnt matter, we filled my truck and the trailer
>go home and wait
>news starts reporting shortages
>finally.mp3
>start listing shit on amazon, ebay, facebook you name it
>one thousand percent markup
>making a shit load of money
>suddenly don't feel so good
>high temp, coughing
>get banned from selling online
>get death threats
>fat cunt of a wife starts bitching at me to sell the rest
>find someone local that wants a few cases of TP
>go meet him
>get my ass kicked again
>lose TP
>at least they didn't take my lifted FORD F150
>get home
>wifes boyfriend meets me in driveway
>waitwut.mpeg
>nigger ofc
>yells at me for getting wife and kids sick with corona
>wife said not to leave the house
>nigger kicks my ass
>then shoots me
>I wake up in hospital, cops are there
>inform me that nigger shot my wife, then cops shot him
>but not before setting the house on fire and stealing my truck
>now I'm homeless with two brown kids and we all have corona
No ylyl? wtf b
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