No ylyl? wtf b
No ylyl? wtf b
Colton Rogers
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Brandon Ward
Jaxson Cox
Jace Parker
Gone to soon!
Jaxon Butler
Chase Howard
Benjamin Hughes
Henry Allen
Juan White
I wish I wasn't the only one writing parodies
>be me
>16 yo virgin
>tall and scrawny, with brown hair and glasses
>meet chick at school same age as me
>she seems trashy but whatever
>dating for a few weeks
>she brings me home to meet her family
>im immediately nervous
>her father and brother are morbidly fat
>and the house smells bad
>like vomit and bo
>they sit me down
>tell me I "walked into the courtroom"
>can barely understand what they are saying
>so fat they cant talk through their jowls
>i think they are telling me they want to fuck her
>and blah blah blah
>i just want to get out of there the smell is killing me
>take gf on date
>dinner and a movie
>at dinner
>she eats like a pig
>chews with mouth open, talks while chewing
>belches AT the wait staff and laughs about it
>I make an excuse to get out of the movie
>take her home and get the fuck out of there
>about a week later she calls me
>wants to hang out
>whatever.mp3
>let her in
>within mins she finds my older brothers alcohol stash
>drinks an amount that should kill a rhino
>bitches about how her faggot brother is always trying to fuck her
>bitches when she finds out I dated a college chick previously
>twerks the entire time
>not a majestic sight
>after an hour of this I tell her to leave
>she gets pissed and tells me we are through
>while twerking
>throws three vodka bottles at me but doesn't come close
>twerks out the door
>I close and lock the door and hide in my room
>whatthefuckisupwiththatfamily.webm
Levi Ward
>be me
>37 yo
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him, still virgin
>pathological fear of viruses since middle school, when the teacher made us watch outbreak
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>been trying to fuck her for years
>one day announces that she "doesnt feel good"
>father and I start discussing plans on where to get TP
>few days later, sister still sick
>mom takes her to doctor, it's corona
>who gives a shit
>my father and I sit down and talk about acquiring TP
>discuss for a few minutes
>we go out
>dad tells me "be prepared to fight"
>we come home empty handed
>I got my ass kicked by a 19 yo fat chick with three kids
>I have two black eyes, and a broken nose
>dad can't stop laughing uncontrollably
>sister can't stop laughing uncontrollably
>mom just coughs uncontrollably
>try to get sister to suck my dick in exchange for TP
>denied.webm
>whole family laugh-coughs at me
>climb in shower
>water is as hot as it will go but feels lukewarm
>shit, now I have a fever
>reach out and grab TP and pull into shower with me
>TP gets heavy as it soaks up water from shower
>last roll of TP in house
>I may be a virgin and dying, but I'm taking the TP with me
Bentley Barnes
>be me
>43 years old
>married with two brown kids, 8 and 10
>wife and I never have sex obviously
>wife same age as me, but fat
>by fat I mean 400+
>people think I get laid so whatever
>one day hear about corona virus
>gets bad enough wife begs me to use vacation time
>the four of us were locked up in the house for a week straight
>be surfing the interwebs
>people are panic buying TP, hand sanitizer, masks, and canned food
>have idea
>grab cuck brother and rent a trailer
>drive around for hours
>go from store to store buying all the shit we can
>we get in fights often
>we always lose
>doesnt matter, we filled my truck and the trailer
>go home and wait
>news starts reporting shortages
>finally.mp3
>start listing shit on amazon, ebay, facebook you name it
>one thousand percent markup
>making a shit load of money
>suddenly don't feel so good
>high temp, coughing
>get banned from selling online
>get death threats
>fat cunt of a wife starts bitching at me to sell the rest
>find someone local that wants a few cases of TP
>go meet him
>get my ass kicked again
>lose TP
>at least they didn't take my lifted FORD F150
>get home
>wifes boyfriend meets me in driveway
>waitwut.mpeg
>nigger ofc
>yells at me for getting wife and kids sick with corona
>wife said not to leave the house
>nigger kicks my ass
>then shoots me
>I wake up in hospital, cops are there
>inform me that nigger shot my wife, then cops shot him
>but not before setting the house on fire and stealing my truck
>now I'm homeless with two brown kids and we all have corona
Jeremiah Wood
Jack Thompson
Camden Davis
Juan Wright
Landon Flores
Blake Williams
Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Sullivan
Isaac Clark
James Wood
Evan Walker
Levi Baker
Landon Russell
Liam James
David Young
Daniel Richardson
Parker Campbell
Lincoln Gonzalez
Christopher Nelson
Oliver Reed
Isaac Nguyen
Isaiah Carter
Michael Allen
Wyatt Hughes
David Reyes
Lost
Daniel Richardson
Boomers can't meme
Bentley Bell
lost
Kevin Murphy
Liam Thompson
>If anyone axes you why
>Axes
Alexander Rogers
Jayden Baker
Hudson Torres
Now this is a Jesusette Christ I can believe in.
Dominic Wood
Blake Murphy
You went full Vermin Supreme.
Nathaniel Morgan
Carson Edwards
Colton Myers
That's funny, my alter ego is Nate Higgers.
Jackson Adams
Mine was always Nick Digger
Samuel Cruz
Another good one
Levi Murphy
That game was so damn good
Mason Bell
Cant top Mike Hunt
Jordan Campbell
Anthony Morris
Evan Barnes
Juan Thompson
Levi Torres
William Allen
Lincoln Morris
John Baker
Zachary Peterson
Nolan Edwards
Alexander Ramirez
James Young
Nolan Barnes
Samuel Wood
Cameron Brown
Adrian Brooks
That dude has the shortest torso i've ever seen.
Julian Ramirez
My sides!!!!
Adam Smith
I made that guy in Smackdown: know your role, like 15 years ago.
Sebastian Jones
Lucas Thomas
vermin is based