Did /b stock up on toilet paper?

People often buy bulk in advance. That's why they sell items in bulk. This is not a difficult concept.

Oh nooooooo!!!!! How will I wipe my ass? youtube.com/watch?v=NnRcjDagBwQ

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>6 pack per month
Holy fuck... how much do you shit?
A roll lasts me at least 2+ weeks on it's own and I don't consider myself stingy with the paper.

mate you must be ass blasting to arosolise your feces, turn the pressure down it shouldn't be more disturbing than flushing. In terms of public heath it reduces hand fecal contact and most people arnt hand washing properly anyway not to mention contact with flushes and doors. If that was even a problem thats why we have bathrooms fans

>sheep. i use a 6 pack per month
You use sheep to wipe your ass? I've got to hand it to you, that's very resourceful. But TP is much easier to store than sheep.

The key is to just hold in your shits for a couple weeks. Thats the only way to be safe.

you crazy man, i am dragon kid, the wongfu sniper, dont piss me off

I'm really concerned about other people's shitting habits now. Do you guys just shit a lot, or do you just end wadding up a fuck load of tissue into some kind of big tissue glove and go fucking mental on your own arse?

Sheep are a renewable resource though.

I wipe until it hurts, if the paper isn't red, i'm not clean.