Did /b stock up on toilet paper?

No.
I'd rather use my socks than fall this low.

Agreed +1 for socks.

Go onto Amazon. Right now. See what bidets are available and at what cost. I'll wait. I paid about 50 cents a roll, one month ago.

Simulation theory is real. Those are NPC's

I mean I have a removable shower head, anyway their effectively just a hose with a tap, you can rig that at any hardware store if your not a retard

I use napkins mostly.

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Bought commercial TP online last week @ 50c/roll (equivalent to consumer rolls). All out of stock next day. I'm a legend.

OK, now see how long it will take to get one shipped to you. Again, I'll wait.

Also, that last one is literally an anal douche bottle. Your search history must be a travesty.

No. It's ridiculous. I mean, I understand stocking up on food and alike, but toiler paper? Nah.

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