Stock up on lube user. You seem like a somewhat slow incel genetic throwback, you will need to pass a lot of time jerking off on lockdown.
Lots of tendies too, and start saving up your GBPs so mommy can make them for you.
WHAT DO I NEED TO BUY RIGHT NOW TO SURVIVE WHAT'S COMING IN THE FOLLOWING MONTHS?
Landon Nelson
Elijah Smith
sanity. we aint all gonna die. just smoke some weed or some shit. basically, everyone just needs to netflix and chill.
Josiah Rivera
make a zip gun
Grayson Morgan
Flour, salt and water. Make some hardtack. Shit lasts for decades.
Daniel Perez
Toilet paper
Imagine having a dirty butthole
Jonathan Cox
Right?!
Landon Long
>You dickheads realise this isn't the Armageddon right?
>its just the flu
Haven't you gotten tired of being wrong - over and over again - over the last few weeks? I don't understand how you can have absolutely zero foresight.
Dylan Lee
I'll take neither as I need to be potent for all the breeding I will be doing to restart the population: excessive alcohol and fat chicks are a no go zone
Chase Campbell
A rope to hang all the ching changs we round up that started this mess
Jack Bell
Dude, the walkie talkie is the only thing with a learning curve.