WHAT DO I NEED TO BUY RIGHT NOW TO SURVIVE WHAT'S COMING IN THE FOLLOWING MONTHS?

To be fair, if I see my neighbors unloading an ungodly amount of groceries I'm gonna fucking raid them out of principal alone.

TOILET PAPER! FUCKING TOILET PAPER!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TOILET PAPER!!!!!

Toilet paper.
You only need toilet paper.
Buy all the toilet paper.
Steal other people's toilet paper.
The only way to survive is with toilet paper.

You're not fucking holding out on me are you user? What's that you've got there? SHOW ME

something you've probably needed for a while:

A brain

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20% of Florida will be ded. Cheap beachfront FINALLY

Apparently this stuff.

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Well that's up to you OP
Nothing is going to happen in the coming to make you need anything like that so just do whatever the dancing faeries in your head say to do
youtube.com/watch?v=lKPzDrPn1ho

: nice dubs
six pallets of toilet rolls

Buy niggers for nostalgia

Stock up on lube user. You seem like a somewhat slow incel genetic throwback, you will need to pass a lot of time jerking off on lockdown.
Lots of tendies too, and start saving up your GBPs so mommy can make them for you.

sanity. we aint all gonna die. just smoke some weed or some shit. basically, everyone just needs to netflix and chill.

make a zip gun

Flour, salt and water. Make some hardtack. Shit lasts for decades.

Toilet paper
Imagine having a dirty butthole

Right?!

>You dickheads realise this isn't the Armageddon right?
>its just the flu
Haven't you gotten tired of being wrong - over and over again - over the last few weeks? I don't understand how you can have absolutely zero foresight.

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I'll take neither as I need to be potent for all the breeding I will be doing to restart the population: excessive alcohol and fat chicks are a no go zone

A rope to hang all the ching changs we round up that started this mess

Dude, the walkie talkie is the only thing with a learning curve.

yep a zip gun. dont ask just google

For consumption: pasta, rice, bottled tomatoes sauce, coffee, lotsa sugar, a source of water, salt, vinegar, alcoholic beverages, pills (1st class antibiotics, analgesics, and your prescription if you got any)

For barter: hard alcohol, tobacco, rolling paper, lighters, batteries

Those are starters

No way. That blue Kelty pack will take him a week to balance correctly after he loads it up with cheetos and monster. And between the glock 17 and the toy katana he won't even make it down his own stairs without accidentallying.

>rolling paper
Thanks user - added to my list, I don't smoke weed so I forget this shit.
Also, hard liquor is daddy's juice and that shit ain't for barter, I'd sooner split with some ammo.

>survive
Omae wa mo shindeiru

Where did I say 'it's just the flu'? You are just making up your own internal narrative, as usual.

I said it will probably kill 100000+ for each large nation, maybe much less. Prove me wrong.

>Katana
Yeah, you're going to die and all your "awesome prep" will just go to some fuck.

>I said it will probably kill 100000+ for each large nation
>implying that's not a modern armageddon

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That's like 3 blocks in NYC, that is not a lot of people.

If you have to asked you're already fucked, just buy a whore and be drunk the entire time. Maybe you'll get picked up as a bitch by a gang if that's the thing, so at least have something to take yourself out with when the time comes.

estimates are closer to 1-2million deaths in the US alone

You need to be at least 14 to post on this site son.

>Believing China

That's less than a few million honestly
i get its pretty hard to really wrap your head around the sheer number of people on the planet but look at it like this
the global toll will probably be at or just a little bit more than the population of London

Don't ever give you your ammo you idiot.

>that is not a lot of people
100k people in each nation die because of a new virus and that's not a lot of people because there are many people in the world. Nice logic. Did a lot of Americans die in Pearl Harbor? or 9/11? If not, then why did we make such a big deal over those things?

need to send the american mass shooters over to china ngl fuck china

I got MUCH more ammo than liquor tho. You're right though user, I just need to suit up in my hazmat and go to the liquor store with $1k before it closes down.

Food, water, soap, toilet paper, brain medicine that you clearly need.

Can we just sacrifice New York then to the virus? Would that appease it? Or San Francisco, preferably SF.

You'd be surprised how fast you can go through 1k in rounds, I can go through a few hundred just at a day at the range, it may be a lot now, but in a few months or years, that shit will be fucking gold.

I recommend you have your coms in order. You can get a decent radio cheap. Baofeng UV-82HP. 8 watts, works on 2 meters, 70cm, and also works on a lot of frequencies you're technically not allowed to use. (in an emergency, you're allowed to transmit on any frequency). They're like $64 on Amazon.

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So just any white guy from here? Isn't that like every white shooters dream is to move to Asia and fuck a chink?

I like it... but let's sacrifice both. Cut the bridges and push NY city out to sea, and burn SanFran to the ground.

There you go writing your own narrative and running with it. No one so far said it wasn't a big deal or wasn't tragic. People stated correctly that it will likely not be a large portion of the population who dies from this thing. Only a hundred or so people in the US out of 300m+ so far.

Apparently it is winding down somewhat in china, and they had a vaccine for avian flu after a couple of months, might be that way with this too.

The point of the thread was OP banging on about which mad max type gear he would need, when he won't need any.

Fuck I know... ok hazmat suit up, then liquor store hoard, then ammo hoard. You're right user you're right. May as well get some more dehydrator sheets and vaccuum sealer bags while I'm at it - since I'll be making jerky out of OP before too long.

>believing there aren't independent sources in China who can get word out to the rest of the world
>believing there isn't a thing called the internet

>100k people in each nation die because of a new virus and that's not a lot of people because there are many people in the world. Nice logic. Did a lot of Americans die in Pearl Harbor? or 9/11? If not, then why did we make such a big deal over those things?
This. People need to stop freaking out it's just another overblown meme

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TOILETPAPER

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CDC just announced that those who stockpiled enough TP are immune to the virus.