What is the grossest thing you have seen or heard about in a strip club? Please share gross stripper stories

5/10.
Little chubby.
Tijuana Mexico

My buddy begged me to go to a strip club a while back. I don't really find the value in them, but I'm not against them. He finally convinced me, and about an hour in, a Korean stripper (7/10 in stripper numbers) was probably pissed that I kept turning down offers for dances for an hour straight, walked directly to me from across the room, and physically tried to pull me to the little private booths they had. My friend laughed and kept telling her to pull harder. Eventually, I pulled my arm back hard enough to free myself and told her if she was fine with 30 bucks instead of 50 for a dance, i'd do it, but I wouldn't spend another dime. She took me to the back and began the lap dance. Grabbed up on my dick a lot over my pants, so I eventually got hard even though I was clearly not into it. As soon as I had my hands on either side of her ass, she sat down in my lap, girated a fuck ton, took my hand, and sloppily forced my hand onto her bare pussy and guided 2 of my fingers inside of her. At that point I was actually kind of grossed out. I have friends in sex work that have told me strippers that do that are fucking 10 guys a night if they can get away with it because that's where they can make 4 digits in 20 minutes. So I pull my fingers out and just go to feeling her up a bit. When the dance ends, she told me it was 60 because I touched her pussy. As soon as I started to tell her there was no way I was paying double for that shit, she gave a bouncer some kind of signal because one started coming our way. I caught on that I had been fucked over and just gave her the 60. Then the bitch tried asking for a tip, lol.

I later found out through google reviews of all places that the club my friend took me to was known for doing that. Fucking place had 2 stars with hundreds of reviews.

If she could really produce a lot, and was kinda cute, I'd have tipped her as 20

I once actually ate at a strip club, the burger tasted like we newspaper so I spit it out and didn't touch it.

This is exactly why I prefer actual hookers.

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I ain't reading that block of text, fam.

I've tested the hooker waters, but never gone through with it.
Reading 2,000 characters or less is tough. You'll pass 7th grade eventually, buddy.

Saw Bridget the midget at moments cabaret in Pasadena Tx. Got a lap dance from the little fucker and for an extra $5 she let me finger her butthole. Don’t know what I was thinking.

Learn how to write more visually pleasing messages and I'll consider reading them.

that might be the winner, holy shit thats nasty